you were my first and will be my
only ;) i love you bigger then you know
and i hate that you are leaving. dont
forget me all the way over there when
you become white trash and are forced
to listen to county music by scary men
in overalls with only 3 teef.
So for a while, I didn't wanna give
Madeleine a testimonial cause I was all
like "all I'd have to say is
like 'panda, and hot, and awesome'" and
then she'd think I have a crush on her,
and that's supposed to be a secret, and
stuff. And then her boyfriend probably
reads this too, and I wouldn't want him
to have to kick my ass, cause I'm
already jealous of him. cause well,
cause he's going out with arguably one
of the three hottest girls I know.
so instead of testifyin' how hot
Madeleine is, I'll talk about how
awesome her dogs are.. cause they like
to sniff my crotch... and face it...
I'll take it where I can get it, cause
I don't get much play. yeah, Madeleine
has cool dogs. stuff.
The most caring, understanding person I
have ever had the pleasure of driving
crazy. I am by far the luckiest man in
the world and a better person from
having known her...not to mention the
fact that I took one of the pictures
that I'm sure we all drool over on a
daily basis!
you will not understand this fine
specimen of a young woman unless you
hear the song "Hey Madeleine!" by Dole
& His Backdoor Cajuns. I speak only
the truth.
the coolest girl ever. i'm really at a
loss for words here, madeleine. all i
know is you rock.
breath. come home, hot stuff... mama's
got some sugar for you.
I hated you for so long, casue I
totally love you now. Good luck with
everything!!!
xoxox
only ;) i love you bigger then you know
and i hate that you are leaving. dont
forget me all the way over there when
you become white trash and are forced
to listen to county music by scary men
in overalls with only 3 teef.
Madeleine a testimonial cause I was all
like "all I'd have to say is
like 'panda, and hot, and awesome'" and
then she'd think I have a crush on her,
and that's supposed to be a secret, and
stuff. And then her boyfriend probably
reads this too, and I wouldn't want him
to have to kick my ass, cause I'm
already jealous of him. cause well,
cause he's going out with arguably one
of the three hottest girls I know.
so instead of testifyin' how hot
Madeleine is, I'll talk about how
awesome her dogs are.. cause they like
to sniff my crotch... and face it...
I'll take it where I can get it, cause
I don't get much play. yeah, Madeleine
has cool dogs. stuff.
other friendsters to my presence.
have ever had the pleasure of driving
crazy. I am by far the luckiest man in
the world and a better person from
having known her...not to mention the
fact that I took one of the pictures
that I'm sure we all drool over on a
daily basis!
specimen of a young woman unless you
hear the song "Hey Madeleine!" by Dole
& His Backdoor Cajuns. I speak only
the truth.
won't want to leave ... took me two days
just to pull myself away from the
monitor ...