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sacrilege, my other pastime
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""You do come across as an oddball. That is what makes you exciting--annoying to some people at times--but never unwanted..."
More about Bard
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College/University:
New York University, Attended 2000 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Film
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Occupation:
watching my cells decompose
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Hobbies and Interests:
sculpture, arcanum, mispelling, personal failure, functioning states of unconsciousness, solecism, malapropism, & catachresis, similes, wise asses, animation, nomadic lifestyle, overheard conversations, personal time in private bathrooms, mythology, ancient & modern Art, monkeys
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Favorite Books:
Tropic of Cancer, Carl Jung on Death & Rebirth, Naked Lunch, Woman in the Dunes, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Catch 22, Notes from the Underground, the one James is writing, & non-fiction concerning modern physics & death
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Favorite Movies:
Leon, The Hole, Akira, Clockwork Orange, Happy Together, Happiness, Jules et Jim, Better Off Dead, Ace Ventura, The Phantom Tollbooth, good Kung Fu (Duel to the Death, with ninjas!), Evangelion, and those strange clips from my childhood (don't spoil them)
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Favorite Music:
...I don't discuss religion on first dates...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Kids in the Hall, Freaks & Geeks, Duck Tales (a woo hoo), Seinfield, the most dangerous police video show that's on @ 2 in the morning, Home Movies
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
"You do come across as an oddball. That is what makes you exciting--annoying to some people at times--but never unwanted company. To me you are not that strange, just brutally and somewhat psychotically honest." Diana
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who'll bring me breakfast in bed.
...or at least someone who might occasionally entertain the notion of bringing me breakfast in bed.
I'd do it for you !
The thinking one, I'd think about it, i mean it's a lot to ask to have to get out of bed and make the fleshy lump next to you a morning meal, I mean that's love, or it's slavery, I get the two confused sometimes.
So yes, a love slave, that's who I'd like to meet.
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I am glad that you are happy
the good sense to understand that it's
perfectly within reason to write your
roommate a testimonial as opposed to
just peeking your head out your bedroom
door and telling them as much. Neither
of us has an appreciation for
simplicity. It's always a nice when you
know that staying at home affords
better entertainment than the outside
world. Besides which point, I've never
met another white guy who is as not
white in the best way possible. Get
into it honkies, your time is up.
sanity.
i just have to do this one more time) "
YOUR GONNA L O V E BARD" and heck
she was knida right. Bard is that
wacky guy who is cre8ive but lets you
work to get to it your like hey your
kind artsie. He has a soft side that
balances out the who the fck are you
danceing around my hotel room crazy I
would say he is simply delightful and I
would give him 2 thumbs up- up where
well lets leave that. Bard is DAN
Gasby's newest BF. you bootie bum dancer
girl like a fart in the dark. Foul,
perhaps. Brewed from the sunlit
nether regions of guts gone bad,
most certainly. But by fucking gum,
once it's out, it's there, and it lingers,
Sticking to the couch cushions. An
evil sylph of cloven hooved yore.
Rotten goddamn mischief. Sweet
sweet poison. Bard's impression is
lasting. Honest and poignant. You
can't get him out of your clothes.