$arah is a straight up thug. She knows
what's up! At parties, she could beat up
guys by herself with out my help. Heheh. I
have to give much love back to her and her
roomates for taking care of me when the
tequilla got me knock and not knowing how
to act. She has some ill sketch books and
the painting on her bedroom wall is mad
tight. Yup!! Also this girl could burp like no
other. She could kick my ass in a burping
contest. No doubt!
nobody, and I repeat, NOBODY loves this
special girl more than I. This is my
bestest, bestest pal. If any of you
dudes out there even make her feel a
little insecure...I will kick your
asses. And I can. :)
Actually, if you mess with this
incredible girl right here, not only do
you get her brother, but you get Me. Me
and the rest of B13.
Sarah, I miss my best friend, come back
soon! Boston Loves you!
Sarah is the best girl OMG. She's a
total man eater but
how can she help it? I mean on top of
being the dopest
girl EVAR, look at her! Sides I was in
Seattle today and
I met a hooker. And I sent Sarah a text
message "OMG I just
met a hooker!" she sent me back "Score!
Ask her for a $" and
so I said 'Hey you got an extra dollar'
and the hooker said
'No dollars are extra but if you got a
few I have somethin for
you!' and I said "Whatcha mean?" she
said "DOnt be dumb you know
what I mean" so I messaged sarah and
told her what she said and
sarah said "hahahah you didn't" I said
to the hooker "You're scaring
me" she said "C'mon you're cute, I'll do
it for free" so I messaged
sarah "I'm scared" and she said "Run
away very fast" so I started
running from the hooker and I was trying
to send sarah a text
message and I tripped and fell and lost
my phone in the bushes
and the hooker was standing up the hill
about a half a block
while I looked in the bushes for my
phone for like 20 minutes
and she was like "Are you fucking
mental!?" so I got back and
I told sarah about it and she still
likes me. Sarah is the
dopest girl in my life, yea. None of
you deserve her I know
I dont and I'm a pretty good guy
sometimes well I mean I can be
a real shit but i'm not a jerk like most
of you stupid guys are
so dont even think about giving her a
hard time or I will ./own
you and take all of your bank account
funds and transfer them
to an offshore account and sell your
social security number to
illegal immigrants.
Ehhh...What can I say to justify this
woman?
Well, she has been my friend since I
can remember, and my partner in crime
for about as long. This is my best
friend people. One of the two.
Some come to seek honor, some come to
wreak havok. Either you do or you dont,
when she speaks its tragic.
Artsy an shiznit.
Spoonie Luv from up above.
whats up dicknose...i mean sis...sarah
is an awesome young woman who knows
what the fuck she wants out of
life...shes got a good head on her
shoulders, and shes always listened to
me bitch about my problems and is
always there to try to help...an
amazing person...if you don't like her
then you're gonna have to answer to me
god dammit...love ya sis
a$$ so much. I gotta keep your drunk
butt on your feet. :) Dont hesitate to call
me hun,
~J
what's up! At parties, she could beat up
guys by herself with out my help. Heheh. I
have to give much love back to her and her
roomates for taking care of me when the
tequilla got me knock and not knowing how
to act. She has some ill sketch books and
the painting on her bedroom wall is mad
tight. Yup!! Also this girl could burp like no
other. She could kick my ass in a burping
contest. No doubt!
who has mastered the art of chilling.
She is a very kind person who is
always willing to lend an ear.
special girl more than I. This is my
bestest, bestest pal. If any of you
dudes out there even make her feel a
little insecure...I will kick your
asses. And I can. :)
incredible girl right here, not only do
you get her brother, but you get Me. Me
and the rest of B13.
Sarah, I miss my best friend, come back
soon! Boston Loves you!
if u hurt her u gotta answer to me...
and her brother of course. hehe
girls suck! they're all jealous, right
sarah?!
total man eater but
how can she help it? I mean on top of
being the dopest
girl EVAR, look at her! Sides I was in
Seattle today and
I met a hooker. And I sent Sarah a text
message "OMG I just
met a hooker!" she sent me back "Score!
Ask her for a $" and
so I said 'Hey you got an extra dollar'
and the hooker said
'No dollars are extra but if you got a
few I have somethin for
you!' and I said "Whatcha mean?" she
said "DOnt be dumb you know
what I mean" so I messaged sarah and
told her what she said and
sarah said "hahahah you didn't" I said
to the hooker "You're scaring
me" she said "C'mon you're cute, I'll do
it for free" so I messaged
sarah "I'm scared" and she said "Run
away very fast" so I started
running from the hooker and I was trying
to send sarah a text
message and I tripped and fell and lost
my phone in the bushes
and the hooker was standing up the hill
about a half a block
while I looked in the bushes for my
phone for like 20 minutes
and she was like "Are you fucking
mental!?" so I got back and
I told sarah about it and she still
likes me. Sarah is the
dopest girl in my life, yea. None of
you deserve her I know
I dont and I'm a pretty good guy
sometimes well I mean I can be
a real shit but i'm not a jerk like most
of you stupid guys are
so dont even think about giving her a
hard time or I will ./own
you and take all of your bank account
funds and transfer them
to an offshore account and sell your
social security number to
illegal immigrants.
woman?
Well, she has been my friend since I
can remember, and my partner in crime
for about as long. This is my best
friend people. One of the two.
Some come to seek honor, some come to
wreak havok. Either you do or you dont,
when she speaks its tragic.
Artsy an shiznit.
Spoonie Luv from up above.
Ya heard me.
Moses. I, unfortunately, have not
recieved the whip cream treatment...
yet.
is an awesome young woman who knows
what the fuck she wants out of
life...shes got a good head on her
shoulders, and shes always listened to
me bitch about my problems and is
always there to try to help...an
amazing person...if you don't like her
then you're gonna have to answer to me
god dammit...love ya sis