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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
Belize
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Company:
SAG
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Ashley's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2500001
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Other education:
oakmont, riverside drive elementary, franklin elementary, archer, marymount college, SMC
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College/University:
Marymount College, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
dreamer
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Affiliations:
coterie
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What I enjoy doing:
shrimp risotto @ Travestere, sleep, philosophy, chicken mcnuggets when they had dark meat, photography (Nan Goldin, Diane Arbus, me), ipod, veritas, music, green, humor, and shopping
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Favorite Books:
Truth and Existence (Sartre), White Oleander, Ferdinand the Bull, Killing Pablo, The Outsiders, Girl Interrupted, Grendel, The Scripture of the Golden Eternity, The Book of Duderino
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Favorite Movies:
Garden State!!!, Wizard of Oz, Pulp Fiction, Farenheit 911, Trainspotting, Big Lebowski, The Craft, Cheech & Chong, SPUN, Requiem for a Dream, BLOW, The Virgin Suicides, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Dazed and Confused, Boondock Saints, Naked Lunch, The 400 Blows, Breathless, Willy Wonka, Napoleon Dynamite!, Half Baked, Kill Bill's, Mean Girls, Office Space, Gang Tapes, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, ELF, Scarface, Girls Gone Wild, Kurosawa Films, iHeartHuckabees
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Favorite Music:
Led Zeppelin, the FAINT, Radiohead, Jamie Cullum, The Killers, Linkin Park, Bob Marley, Wu Tang, Mobb Deep, The Shins, 8 Ball, Devin the Dude, Dilated Peoples, Atmosphere, Postal Service, Queen, CKY, N.W.A, Foo Fighters, Sublime, RHCP, Nirvana, Too $hort, Lil' Jon, The Sounds, Usher, Maroon 5, Rooney, Ludacris, Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Notorious BIG, 2Pac, Beatles, The Who, Lil Scrappy, the game, rilo kiley, mychemicalromance, the Used, Van Morrison, Jews and Mexicans aka Jew jew Beans
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About Me:
Squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg.
Squeeze it so hard i fall right out of bed.
Will you squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg?
-Robert Plant
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Who I Want to Meet:
your moms bush
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again? is that the theme song for today
or what? waaaaaaaaaaaah! i cant even
text u to come online,so all I can do is
add a testimony! i'ma go head and call
this bonehead and see what he has to
say for himself...i know it aint gon be
much...TBC
chance, I would not just marry her but I would put
her on a pedestal. In which she would receive
worship not just from me, but also from her fan
club. She is not just the prettiest girl in the nation
and the world, but she prettier than all the Asian
girls in the world. She has this quality, if your
around her, and talking to her; the next thing your
notice is that she will melt your heart. The next
thing you notice your guy 401 waiting in line just to
have the chance to woo and dine her. I had this
chance, and I brought her to a Chinese
Restaurant; where she had fried, rice and egg
drop soup. And oh yes, the Chinese food woo her,
into almost marrying me maybe your have a
chance tooo.
me and fadas and we were walking
around hollywood at night which is a
problem, and this guy jumped out of the
alley and he looked like the crackhead
from the dave chappelle show, and u
were like phillip! wheres my money?!?
and he was like oh shit ashley i dont
have it right now and so he started
running and u picked up this box from
the street and started chasing him and
when u caught him u threw the box on
top of him and u me and sadaf started
kicking the box and then u were
like "let's go ya'll" so we left. and then i
was like how much money does he owe
u ash, and u were like 39 cents. By the
way your good peoples
red light! RoXANeE!!! PUT ON THE
RED LIGHT!
people two in poppelwells class next year
wanted to say she also has this
incredible smile too. Her smile is much
better because it can melt the hearts of
any Asian men, even my. I know she
does not have an Asian fetish but when
I get done with her, the only thing she
would want is an Asian man who can
make her feel like a 100% Caucasian.
This also includes role play. In fact I
know she has a thing for Chinese food
take out boys. I can provide that fantasy
for her she gets the food and some
Asian lovin. How can you say no to
that ?????
Ashley, she was very sad and she said
she wanted a man who can satisfy her
mentally and physically. Since I
wasn't available I figure I should
clone myself but with cloning
technology is still a bit funky. I
became her fairy god father, instead,
the next best thing, I said to Ashley,
you have great potential, I see a guy
in your future, he is neither tall or
short, big or small, but one thing he
will do is make you feel like 100%
women, a pure white women. He shall
appreciate your wonderful white skin,
he'll love it and cherish it. With a
wink or two, my magical powers began,
conj our up the spirits, the magical
clouds form, than the gods began to
speak, I foresee an Asian man in your
future. He will truly appreciate for
who you are, and he shall cherish you
unlike those non Asian men.
and he shall spin you around like a
toy. Not just that but he shall
provide you with lots of Chinese food,
from kung pao chicken to dumplings.
This was the story of Ashley and her
future boyfriend, which lead through
couple of more dates with other Asian
guys. Since the fairly god father
isn't perfect, but this is a true
story of how Ashley was introduce to
Asian men.
GANG TAPES...THATS dARRIS'S MOVIE! LOL