I heard a great deal about the myth
before I met the man, and I'd like to
testify that it's alllll true. He does love
midgets, he only befriends people that
have cars and/or alcohol, and his favorite
color is periwinkle. Not to mention, he
has the longest eyelashes in allll the
land. I enjoyed spending time with this
mofo until he had to unexpectedly skip
town to avoid creditors. in summation, i
think theGREATone isgrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
I heard a great deal about the myth
before I met the man, and I'd like to
testify that it's alllll true. He does love
midgets, he only befriends people that
have cars and/or alcohol, and his favorite
color is periwinkle. Not to mention, he
has the longest eyelashes in allll the
land. I enjoyed spending time with this
mofo until he had to unexpectedly skip
town to avoid creditors. in summation, i
think theGREATone isgrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
He once passed out on my bathroom floor
while I had sex with his date in my bathroom.
I felt giulty about it for a little while. The
second time not so much. The third time I was
screaming the great ones name.
After a night of hot women expensive
booze & the hollywood hills I had the
pleasure no no the honor of cleaning up
this man's vomit outta the back of my
van!!! lucky effen me, huh??? he also
passed out that night in the subway
station and lost his backpack...but the
metro authority reunited the great one
with his lost sack...how you ask??? by
matching the vomit on the backpack to
all the sh1t he barfed up on
himnself!!! way to mark your
territory!!! you are never allowed in
my van again.
Before The Great One moved to Arizona,
I used to think things like: "I don't
drive my car nearly enough, I wish I
had a friend without a car that I could
pick up and take places." Now, I don't
think that. The Great One has also
filled the void of Date Rape Jokes and
Mother's Vagina Jokes in our once bland
open mic scene.
There are few I know who I can have a long,
intelligent discussion about professional
wrestling with that doesn't end with, "YEAH
BUT IT"S FAKE YOU MORON!" The Great One is
one of those people. God Bless Him!
before I met the man, and I'd like to
testify that it's alllll true. He does love
midgets, he only befriends people that
have cars and/or alcohol, and his favorite
color is periwinkle. Not to mention, he
has the longest eyelashes in allll the
land. I enjoyed spending time with this
mofo until he had to unexpectedly skip
town to avoid creditors. in summation, i
think theGREATone isgrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
before I met the man, and I'd like to
testify that it's alllll true. He does love
midgets, he only befriends people that
have cars and/or alcohol, and his favorite
color is periwinkle. Not to mention, he
has the longest eyelashes in allll the
land. I enjoyed spending time with this
mofo until he had to unexpectedly skip
town to avoid creditors. in summation, i
think theGREATone isgrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
while I had sex with his date in my bathroom.
I felt giulty about it for a little while. The
second time not so much. The third time I was
screaming the great ones name.
booze & the hollywood hills I had the
pleasure no no the honor of cleaning up
this man's vomit outta the back of my
van!!! lucky effen me, huh??? he also
passed out that night in the subway
station and lost his backpack...but the
metro authority reunited the great one
with his lost sack...how you ask??? by
matching the vomit on the backpack to
all the sh1t he barfed up on
himnself!!! way to mark your
territory!!! you are never allowed in
my van again.
I used to think things like: "I don't
drive my car nearly enough, I wish I
had a friend without a car that I could
pick up and take places." Now, I don't
think that. The Great One has also
filled the void of Date Rape Jokes and
Mother's Vagina Jokes in our once bland
open mic scene.
intelligent discussion about professional
wrestling with that doesn't end with, "YEAH
BUT IT"S FAKE YOU MORON!" The Great One is
one of those people. God Bless Him!
Shake. The Photo.
I love this motherfucker with everything I got.
f***in' great one (il grande in europe)!