Maria Varela

Dilettantes R Us, The Doherty/Barat Institute of Higher Lampooning (location:Arcadia), The Non-Groupie Groupie Academy

Wandering minstrel, record store clerk, merch hock

The Where- is- Jaime- Harding Street Team, The Russophile Society- South Edmonton Branch, Figure Skating Stalker Association, Delusional Libertines Fan Guild

Music, writing, poetry, Marxism, misanthropy, art, guitars, boys who play guitars, singing, shiny pretty things, nice people, strange people, dogs, squirrels, hustlers, bands, men who are boys, making fun of phonies, feeling small and afraid, clinically depressed young men.

The Trial, Crime and Punishment, Confessions of a Mask, The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea, The Plague, Nausea, The Devils, Notes From Underground, Lipstick Traces, The Thief's Journal, Catcher in the Rye, The Communist Manifesto, The Condition of the Working Class in England, JT Leroy.

Annie Hall, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Houseboat, Roman Holiday, The 7 Year Itch, Reservoir Dogs, The Filth and the Fury, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Trainspotting, Little Odessa, Buffalo '66, Manhattan Murder Mystery, This is Spinal Tap, Grosse Point Blank, Rushmore, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Almost Famous, Kill Bill Vol.1, Johns, Zoolander, Murder by Numbers, The United States of Leland, Sunset Boulevard, Igby Goes Down, The Sword in the Stone (Disney), The Godfather I and II, Pulp Fiction, All the Real Girls.

the LIBERTINES, Manic Street Preachers, Idlewild, Bloc Party, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Razorlight, Blur, Sondre Lerche, Suede, QOTSA, My Chemical Romance, ...Trail of Dead, Placebo, Metric, the Music, Bauhaus, the Strokes, Sex Pistols, the Undertones, Daisy Chainsaw, the Jam, the Clash, the Smiths, Supergrass, the Cure, the Killers, the Vines, Marion, Elliott Smith, the Hives, Depeche Mode.

The Simpsons, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Wedge, Spongebob Squarepants, Everwood, Queer as Folk (US version only), King of Queens, The Daily Show.

Aquarius

Lethargic, sardonic, almost-is-but
don't- want- to- be indie rock groupie who thinks too
much and is paralyzed by fear. I hate irony unless it's
tragic. I'm a Russophilic teetotaller and figure skating FANATIC so if you can't handle that then shoo! Cheers.

Jaime Harding. Gerard Way (Shhh!). Guys who look like and have the personalities of Jamie Harding or Gerard Way. Boyish male figure skaters (with a world ranking in the top 25 please). Snoopy. Dino. Cartoon characters with big noses.