Friends

Jan 2006

Wooster, OH

too numerous to name ( i like to switch it up)

http://profiles.friendster.com/shawnberner

College of Wooster, La Universidad de Cordoba (Spain), Seattle Central Community College

foot model, student, server, volunteer

vodka drinkers anonymous

flirting, learning to make jewelry (can you believe "they" allow me to use a blow torch?), wondering who "they" are anyway, staying in hotels and watching cable t.v., stealing shampoo from the hotels just because it is expected, sweet baby jesus, left-handed boys, speaking spanish, palindromes, studying anything related to psychiatry (f-you, Tom Cruise), making out, taking pictures with my camera phone, being bitchy, not smoking in bars (body police!), snowboarding, bossing my sister around, pop culture, drinking vodka, cooking, laughing, putting my foot in my mouth, proper grammar and spelling, language

I can't read, but when i could i think i remember liking the "sweet valley high" series

Best in Show - "We could talk or not talk forever and still have nothing to not talk about" - also: Garbage Pail Kids:The Movie, Pootytang, Amores Perros, Almodovar Films, Napoleon Dynamite

currently in heavy rotation: clap your hands say yeah, common, Kanye West, spoon, neutral milk hotel, blackalicious, the decemberists, the shout out louds, bloc party

science documentaries on PBS - no cable for me

Gemini

I had four imaginary friends growing up: "hape-shape", "Ha Ha", "Jimmy", and "Jennifer". I don't recall being too fond of Jennifer. desk jobs make me fall asleep. i rarely read the directions before attempting to put something together. I am short and people have a habit of reminding me so. I lied about being a foot model, but several "street dwellers" have commented on my sexy peds so i figured I could get away with that little lie in order to appear more sophisticated and impressive to all of my 3 friends on friendster. I have a cat. I don't think babies are cute. Does, "it's complicated" actually stand for " I'm psycho"? i also have a pit-lab-mutt-of-a-mutt puppy who suffers from severe separation anxiety.

Kip and LaFawnduh, maybe uncle Rico.
People who bathe in swim suits because their neuroses prevent them from looking in the mirror while naked.
also, mouth breathers and one-armed drummers are encouraged to contact me!
people who know the difference between "you're" and "your", "there" and "their", "effect" and "affect", or "then" and "than" !!!!!