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      • Dan
      • Posted
      • Ok, so my neighbor's family is greek
        (like, from Greekia, not in a sorority)
        and her father passed away and he looked
        exactly like you.... only 85 years old.
        For a second, I thought I was in the
        future, surrouned by your family, and
        you were dead.

        Just wanted to share.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • You really should wear something a little
        tighter. Something to show off your
        great body. I mean, we're talking about
        your job here.
      • Syd
      • Posted
      • what's this? a. . . diamond? for ME?
        i. . . i love this man. i love him i love him
        i love him.
      • Syd
      • Posted
      • god. . . GOD look at him. the first
        time i met dimitri, he was
        breastfeeding a dying cat back to
        health. i had kicked it in a
        drunken rage, and O.C. (the cat)
        was crying " . . . heeelp. . .
        please somebody help me. . .
        water. . . oliver. . ." and let's just
        say dimitri had no shame,
        whipped out his one-boob, and
        the poor dying fetus began to
        suckle. some call him sick. today,
        i call him my wife.
      • Tedd
      • Posted
      • dimitri is a jew-lover. he's on the prowl
        for some kyke bitch to knock up so he
        can get in closer with the fucking
        zionists. in short, dimitri defines the
        degeneration of euro-amerikan kulture
        and its adoration of the jew (see
        seinfeld, NPR, all movies {except of
        course a handful of excellent german
        films from the 30s and 40s}, all
        television, and all mainstream news).
        keep up the good work dimitri!!!
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • May 7, 1997:
        "Hi! Just got your letter today, thanks! If
        you come out here in late June, it'll be
        great. My summer is going to be
        BITCHIN!...'
        I stayed home from school yesterday,
        and today I have a bad cold. I could've
        gone to school but my mom said I was
        too sick to take my cultures unit test.
        On may 2nd my brother had a huge
        party at my house. he had a live band,
        Twisted Fate. And just as I guessed,
        Alex showed up along with the entire
        pavillion. I talking 30 people who
        weren't invited showed up, it was great.
        Christ are my brother's friends freaks!
        They were all wearing black lipstick and
        the girls were genuine street trash. I'm
        talking prostitutes. Not like Julia
        Roberts in Pretty Woman , I'm talking
        the shitty whores who don't get much
        business.
        I now have 16 Tori Amos Cd's! Go me!
        That's not fair-- you have cool radio
        stations. Oh well, must go, I'm too tired
        to write anymore. W/B
        (heart) always,
        Natalie"
      • Darell
      • Posted
      • Sir Loops-a-Lot + Ruckus + A Danceable
        Solution = By far the hottest party in
        town. Thanks Dance or Die! Without you,
        I would have to go to Evolution. Wait,
        did I say that? I mean, I would die.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • I've been "into" Dimitri for about a
        year now... I mean who doesn't want to
        surround themselves with the next big
        thing? When you've seen it a thousand
        times you can spot it a mile away... I
        just want some Dimitri to rub off on me.
      • Darell
      • Posted
      • Dimitri should DJ one of my parties.
        Because he will bring girls to my
        house, and then I can lick them.
      • sim
      • Posted
      • one time dimitri and I entered a 1950s
        dance competition and....and....this
        isn't going to be funny, so I am gonna
        stop.

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