Friends

Oct 2003

bri'wa, CT

Trader Joe's, UPS, city express, the bicycle tour company, purdy's fine furniture and cabnetry, roaring brook press, zone cuisine

http://profiles.friendster.com/2523578

shepaug valley high school, ithaca college

Ithaca College, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, still photo/lazer background

i get paid to do things... ah, i don't know.

Streb (www.strebusa.org), united stuntmen's association, www.lizadele.com, www.liamliamliam.com, www.movinginpictures.net

knitting. seriously. i also like to bake and cook. does anyone want to marry me? i'll be a fantastic house-dad.

the house of the spirits, the complete zombie survival guide, tommysaurus rex

the princess bride, wet hot american summer, goodburger, lost in translation

harry and the potters, ratatat, mates of state, the moldy peaches, kickball, magnetic fields, nofx, red elvises, troubled hubble, and, of course, LOVE PUSHER

The Tick (animated), Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Scrubs, The State, Homestarrunner

Taurus

i'm a morning person. i wake up early if i want to or not.
i enjoy being ridiculous, the sillier the better (hence the speedo. and the moustache). i like to tell jokes that aren't funny, just so i can laugh at the awkward silence after the punchline. ask me, i'll tell you some great ones.
i'm indecisive. it only takes, maybe, 3 beers (beer?) to get me drunk.
i can have the best time of my life doing the stupidest thing, and spend all day doing it. i like taco bell.
i like to fall down. falling down in front of celebrities is my hobby. i also like to run, jump, climb. i enjoy being on fire. i'm working on a career as a stunt performer. if you need some stunts done, let me know.
i don't freak out when a bee lands on me. in fact, i like bees. i like bugs and spiders, too. i like to bake things, mainly desserts. so if yr on a diet, i wouldn't suggest hanging around me, i've always got cakes (cupped or otherwise), puddings or pies laying about. and i'm going to make you eat some.
i like to take naps.
i can pretty much do anything. just not always so well..

The Tick.
or, you know, anyone