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"When I was born, a big ole lightning bolt hit the plane that I was flying, so I crash landed in the Bahamas.
They loved me..."
More about charizard
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Occupation:
hooker. musician. scientist. explorer.
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Affiliations:
I believe that my fist may be affiliated with your face, correct?
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Hobbies and Interests:
beer, dumpster diving, elementary school, fake math, documentaries, moral dilemmas, moral conundrums, bad ideas, fruitless searches, wild goose chases, endless time-loops
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Favorite Books:
The greatest thing since sliced bread, maniac magee, white noise, my giant flannery o'connor book (which still needs to be autographed by a dover)
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Favorite Movies:
http://www.marvindioxide.com
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Favorite Music:
that music on cold&flu commercials where the horns sound like crazy elephants, Matt Bennettar, WET LABIA, guided by voices, leos operation, Lobster Quadrille, southwest paw, man or astroman, hall and oates, tmbg, pixies, marvin dioxide..
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Favorite TV Shows:
thundercats, HO!
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About Me:
When I was born, a big ole lightning bolt hit the plane that I was flying, so I crash landed in the Bahamas.
They loved me in the Bahamas, all of the Bahamas, so I loved them back.
I ended up swimming quite often, it was good, now I'm good at it. Swimming.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet someone that I'm obsessed with. One of the many people.
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called to say how much I care...
just saw a freakin polar bear... phew, it
almost bit my head off and ate my
homework, but i talked it down a little,
and forked over my wallet and when it
was taking my money, it happened upon
your high school yearbook photo i had
cut out and kept with me. Apparently he
recognized you, something about you
two going waaaay back & being
old "chums". So he spared my life and
even helped me winterize the patio &
bake up some coconut-turnip mash
casarole! So anyway, he said to tell
you "Hi!" and i just wanted to say
thanks for saving my life.
(oh, and lets not mention that whole
thing about the high school photo of you
i keep in my wallet. its a long story and
to be honest its kind of sick &
embarrassing)
thanks again!
Uncle Jesse just laughed at the frat
boys. They tried to psyche him out with
their rugby shirts, torn baseball hats,
puppies, Dave Matthews albums, and
roofies but he just laughed at them
some more because frat boys are lame.
Way lame.
WINNER: Uncle Jesse
CA$H, CHING CHING
most deadly snalk killers i have ever
come in counter with, yep you heard me
SNALK KILLERS the sanlks are the little
bumbs on top of the daed jewish migets
head, and man when you see the guys
in action its fucking increditable,i sall it
one time, they get up on the balls of
there teeth and start to beat the bumps
with the balls of there feet. well the ting
be himd the snalk killers !
gut, and a rocket in the pants.
yet I search my pockets and found
out I'm still broke. How did she do
that?
hundreds and thousands of erections
{beyond the grave} i had! eeww!
hanging from the broom stick but if
you dont handle the *bold * paste *
copy *cut then just forget about that
fucking rock
and she was like, "dude, let's put on
that new 'girls gone wild,'" and i was
like "dude, you are crazy!"
cure. and cowbell. put em both
together and you get ms. per'sh. she's
still the best artist i know.