ok now that you've matched and you'll soon be a doctor somewhere important (and obviously be the prettiest and the smartest) I have one serious question: Can you please prescribe me something for these cramps - I'm dying here. (This still means I won't let you be my gyno. Sorry.)
After she blackballed me from her sorority, I never thought we could be friends. Yet, d. shalom has become so much more than a jappy bitch from long island and continues to surprise me. But don't misunderstand me, she's still a jappy bitch from long island...
Dara Shalom: "The answer to this question is always yes."
Waitress exits stage right returning with a pitcher of vodka in order to better service her other customers.