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      • Chris
      • Posted
      • Quiet, yet bustling with energy, rich,
        yet affordable, yes, Astoria, you are
        all these things and so much more...
        you're a cool respite for the
        Manhattan-weary, a gay oasis for the
        Ditmars boys, and a breezy locale to
        while away the weekend over brunches
        without a wait for a table. Oh yes,
        Astoria, though Brooklyn may tempt me,
        you've got my affection for evermore!
        (Now, if only you'd give birth to a
        *real* gay bar!)
      • Randy
      • Posted
      • The breakup with Manhattan was hard on
        everyone. Then there was the one-
        nighter with that slut Brooklyn. I
        don't know what I was thinking...sure
        it was cheap and easy, but dirty, oh so
        dirty. And she was out the door as
        soon as those boys came in with their
        girls jeans and aviator sunglasses.

        I don't know what I would have done if
        Astoria hadn't been there with a
        shoulder to cry on and a one bedroom on
        Broadway in which to lovingly caress my
        body.

        You're a quiet mistress, yes, but a
        tiger in the sack.
      • Helen
      • Posted
      • "The city seen from the Queensboro
        Bridge is always the city seen for the
        first time, in its first wild promise
        of all the mystery and the beauty in
        the world."- from "The Great Gatsby"
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Astoria has been my home for over three
        years now. I hang out in Astoria Park
        and the American Museum of the Moving
        Image quite often. One time when I was
        exploring, I came across a big old
        house not far from the Steinway piano
        factory, and these huge dogs nearly
        attacked me. I have since then not gone
        back.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • Astoria was named by a fur merchant
        after John Jacob Astor, then the
        richest man in America, in order to
        kiss his ass. It started out Irish and
        Italian, then Greek, now pretty much
        everything. People in the know refer to
        it, affectionately, as "the ass."
      • Thanassi
      • Posted
      • as if the terrorist infestation wasn't
        enough throughout the 90's, now we've
        got neo-hippies coming in because
        williamsburg is overbooked. give us
        natives a break
      • Fernando
      • Posted
      • From the brilliant diversity of
        cultures to the wonderful culinary
        delight that is the meatstick, Astoria
        as become more than simply a place I
        can call home. Thank you Astoria.

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