Patrick Woods

      "Well... I'm a dork. But not a where's the Mountain Dew, World of Warcraft addicted, 'I cast magic missile at the darkness'..."

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      • Ben
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      • I respect Patrick woods completely. For
        me, this means a lot. There are few
        people in this world who combine his
        fierceness of spirit and intellect,
        with the kind of humor and heart that
        he possesses. In short, Patrick is a
        wonderfully gifted man, penetratingly
        intelligent, and a good friend. I knew
        him in Portland for just under a year.
        Three years later, I am still proud to
        call him my friend.
      • Michael
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      • Richard
      • Posted
      • Get the man a digital camera! He's
        using a driver's licence photo! The
        horror... THE HORROR!
      • James
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      • Knowing Patrick Woods is an experience like few
        others. Sort of like drinking a slurpee, then
        standing on your head and shoving Pez up your
        nose except afterwards you feel classier. I met
        Patrick when...wait I shouldn't tell that story in
        public. Well we lived together and.....no that story
        again shouldn't be repeated in public. Damn. Just
        about all the good stories can't be told here. You
        should buy me twelve beers and then ask. the
        stories are worth it. For two years we supplied
        background noise at the Reed College pool hall
        while horrifying the weak.
        Patrick combines a Death Metal girlfriend with an
        appreciation for unicorns, unflinching logic with
        voodoo mysticism, and pasta with butter.
        Seriously. That, ramen, and potatoes account for at
        least fifty percent of his composition. The other
        fifty is whiskey and bile.
        Patrick is a wonderful guy and a great friend.
        Moving across the country didn't keep me from
        staying in touch, don't let it happen to you.

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