ha, i absolutely just re-read my
previous testimonial, and i absolutely
just realized that i sounded like a
british drag queen-which, in fact, i am not.
when laura was a tag fag with me in
elementary school, she was the only
girl who was taller than me.
in jr. high she used to stand in the
lunch line with me while i did ballet,
was the first person i found who
appreciated Labyrinth, and we'd
sing "c you're a cantalope with wings"
in high school she went to the "other"
school, but i forgave her, and now WE
LIVE TOGETHER and she's the best
roommate ever because she tells me to
watch out for owls when leave the room
at night and tells me i can kill her
if she doesn't clean. sometimes she
doesn't close her drawers and i can't
see the TV, and sometimes she sleeps
partially sitting up, but in the end
we're both creepy fucks so it works:)
LONGEST TESTIMONIAL EVER.
Bloody kick ass this girl is. Squirt
gun fights in the hall would be
infinitely less interesting without
her. She's "Ew." as well. Indeed.
Laura Laura get me a map of
everything! My, quite the
schizophrenic testimonial, but I do
heart Laura.
Yeah, this girl's pretty cool, but
Uncle Jesse says you need to watch
more Full House. And why isn't "Jesse
and the Heartbreakers" on your list of
favorite bands? But seriously, call me
on 10-10-987 and we can chat. I'm so
lonely.
previous testimonial, and i absolutely
just realized that i sounded like a
british drag queen-which, in fact, i am not.
elementary school, she was the only
girl who was taller than me.
in jr. high she used to stand in the
lunch line with me while i did ballet,
was the first person i found who
appreciated Labyrinth, and we'd
sing "c you're a cantalope with wings"
in high school she went to the "other"
school, but i forgave her, and now WE
LIVE TOGETHER and she's the best
roommate ever because she tells me to
watch out for owls when leave the room
at night and tells me i can kill her
if she doesn't clean. sometimes she
doesn't close her drawers and i can't
see the TV, and sometimes she sleeps
partially sitting up, but in the end
we're both creepy fucks so it works:)
LONGEST TESTIMONIAL EVER.
gun fights in the hall would be
infinitely less interesting without
her. She's "Ew." as well. Indeed.
Laura Laura get me a map of
everything! My, quite the
schizophrenic testimonial, but I do
heart Laura.
Uncle Jesse says you need to watch
more Full House. And why isn't "Jesse
and the Heartbreakers" on your list of
favorite bands? But seriously, call me
on 10-10-987 and we can chat. I'm so
lonely.