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Christopher Neill
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Feb 2003
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Hometown:
cleveland
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Christopher's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/und1sk0
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Other education:
Shaker Heights High School, The Cambridge School of Weston
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Occupation:
lottery player, savings spender
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What I enjoy doing:
liquor, scandal, drugs, body modification, the culinary arts, nerdery and geekdom
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Favorite Books:
cookbooks, the newspaper, neo-modern pulp noir detective novels by ny chefs, trade paperbacks from dc vertigo
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Favorite Movies:
too many to name, some examples: henry fool, the stalker, apocalypse now, miller's crossing, dr strangelove, taxi driver, the matrix, boogie nights, fargo, the player, gross pointe blank, requiem for a dream
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Favorite Music:
ween, keith jarrett, supersuckers, bjm, brmc, love and rockets, interpol, the darkness, neil young, sonic youth, dandy warhols, yeah yeah yeahs, modest mouse, built to spill, southern culture on the skids, kyuss, dvorak, beethoven, satie, etc, etc
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Favorite TV Shows:
stargate sg1, hbo sunday dramas (the wire, sopranos, six feet under, carnivale, etc), west wing, cooking shows on pbs (esp chiarello, pepin, child, bayless and bastianich)
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About Me:
freedom hater
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Who I Want to Meet:
a crooked pharmacist, tattooed women who curse like sailors,
enjoy metal and drinking liquor, women who can make at least
6 different types of curry from scratch, recovering mormons,
anyone afflicted with brilliance..
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real reasons he is flirting with my
fiancee. He just wants to find out if she
gives better head than I do! Don't let his
sardonic personality fool you...he really
is that abrasive.
"spots, stripes, zebras, trousers,
luscioius guv'nors eating moist
cupcakes".
or something like that.
these "testimonials" then anyone else
I know...that must make him the
coolest. He can roll quarters down
his stomach and he is fun to hug.
day.
Buddha and returned to the masses.
I have never known a man as I know
Chris. To see him glowingly white , in
tighty whiteies , sweating bourbon ...
gives me chills just to think. After
living with him he has so much dirt
on me I have to be his friend. Chris
knows the only way to take it too far is
when your wearing the goat's head
mask. Even now I feel the icey
needles of his will extending from the
great west to force me to my fully
stocked home bar. Or maybe it's just
the wake and bake.
the best one night stand I ever
thought I had.
Shit, he even doesn't return phone
calls like the real thing.
Florida making crass jokes, drinking
and acting like queers. He brings out
my latent homesexuality like no
other. I recently found him to be a
learned and experienced cook. He'd
pass the Queer Eye test no doubt.
(Insert personal joke about
cumming, bottoms and The Bucks
here.)
keeps us together, and i do drink
makers neat...but my preference is
Dickel, neat. hee hee. belly up soon
and you'll surely see christopher with
rosey cheeks and a shit eating grin
that could make any girl wonder what
he's hiding. i'll never tell.
his eyes? See the anger and dicontent
bubbling underneath? Yes? Well, I
taught him that. That and how to jello
wrestle and win. Oh, and how to pick up
sorority girls.