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"Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one
student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with Colleagues,..."
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Schools (Other):
Kicked out of schools round the world..really
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Occupation:
Actress, writer, publisher, indecipherable scrawla
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Affiliations:
wrestling mats and pimp hats
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Hobbies and Interests:
quadruple detoxes...falling asleep in my food, nyquil, friends that come up with fucked up nicknames for people i dont like
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Favorite Books:
Whoa! Hana Arendt tear it up with 'Eichman in Jerusalem'! White teeth, bomb the suburbs, in cold blood (anything capote really), choke, to kill a mockingbird, a whole shitload of magazines
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Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, deftly stupid 80's movies that make me laugh, High tension, fear and loathing, ghost dog, City of God, dead man, requiem for a dream, traffic, fight club, y tu mama tambien, amorres perros, amelie, the velvet goldmine, sling blade, pulp fiction, die letzten tage, die fetten jahre sind vorbei, .
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Favorite Music:
Lady Sovereign. Fuck yeah, bitch is like 3 feet tall.
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Favorite TV Shows:
who has the time
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one
student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with Colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as
well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which
souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they
are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold
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