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      • Julie
      • Posted
      • My first memory of Ted is a lengthy and
        lively arguement about where Tapioca
        comes from. I did not participate in
        said arguement. I'm not as smart as
        him.
      • Pistolero
      • Posted
      • I caught Ted cheeting on Duane and
        Andy and Nessun Dorma a few weeks
        back. I wasn't going to say anything
        about it, but then seeing Duane and
        Andy last night at Cactus with out Ted
        in tow, I figured he was cheeting on
        them again that very instant. I
        spilled my guts.
      • Dominique
      • Posted
      • i keep fucking these things up. my
        grammar really isn't what it used to
        be. i don't even know if i like ted
        anymore let alone love the boy. no, i
        guess i do. i am, however, running out
        of reasons. but i will give it a go ...
        he has an awesome pair of old black
        boots, he introduced me to getz and
        gibierto, he let me live with him when
        i was homeless even though his roomie
        wanted me gone, and he is sweet like
        baked cinammon apples ... hmmm yummy
      • Wen-Tyan
      • Posted
      • ohhhh ted. i remember the old days, 10
        years ago, when i was getting holes
        poked in my body on your bed... then
        you disappeared for ages and we both
        wound up in some corporate office.
        what the hell happened? nevertheless,
        you are still as super cool as you
        always were.
      • Dominique
      • Posted
      • ted, you slacker, where are my cds?
      • Duane
      • Posted
      • ted's a hard guy to get to know, if you
        suck. he's pulled me out of many
        burning buildings, then paid for beers
        afterward. don't let this guy fool ya,
        he's no slouch.
      • Pistolero
      • Posted
      • Ted is fun to go to Comedy Sportz with
        and he drives a grown-up car. He's
        cool in my book.
      • Dominique
      • Posted
      • Ted stole my green jacket about a year
        ago. If you see him wearing it, please
        beat him to a bloody pulp and take the
        jacket. Await further instructions once
        the jacket has been retrieved.

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