Amanda Gorey

      "I am entirely too tall and too twisted for you. I'm a strange blend of someone very idealistic, but not entirely..."

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      • Occupation:

        a walking fucking eclipse

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        ties between evolution & chaos theory, process geomorphology, tectonic plate theory, aubergine, gore, horror movies, zombies, pools w. sick coping, foundation pool riders, duct tape, studebakers, old cars, destruction of property, slinging paint

      • Favorite Books:

        Stephen Jay Gould- Ever Since Darwin, Full House, Wonderful Life

      • Favorite Music:

        things that don't suck- with an affectation for dirty, hedonistic death rock

      • About Me:

        I am entirely too tall and too twisted for you. I'm a
        strange blend of someone very idealistic, but not entirely
        optimistic. Even when I think I may lose, Im still going
        to try. You cant bitch if you dont at least make an
        effort. How many girls with pink streaks in their hair know
        the difference between dolomite and rhyolite? I can
        probably do a better job fixing your car than you can. I'm
        not afraid to go after something important to me. I'm not
        content to sit and complain about something wrong, unfair
        or unjust. If you have an 'off' sense of humor, I'll make
        you laugh. If you dont you probably will not find me
        amusing at all. Music is life. Most importantly, if you're
        lucky you'll
        get to molest my coat, even if you don't get to touch me.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        People willing to commit to things in life beyond
        their immediate person. They have something to say, listen
        to what I have to say, and can at the very least feign
        interest in things I am passionate about. They not only
        tolerates, but possibly enjoys the level of geekiness that
        can only be experienced by encountering me in a produce
        department or among rocks. Someone who wont scold me for
        throwing milkduds at idiots in a movie theatre, and
        preferably would join me. People not content to sit
        idle while the world is shaped for them, someone who
        strives for something better. If I wanted stagnant, I would
        look for an old tire filled with water and growing
        mosquitoes. I dont think any of this is asking for too
        much.

      Testimonials and Comments for Amanda

      • Michael
      • Posted
      • =P
      • CARLO
      • Posted
      • yeah, you're right.
      • Lincoln
      • Posted
      • You've never had your ass kicked by a
        sweeter gal, and you never will.
      • Der
      • Posted
      • My self-proclaimed mentor is very
        funny and legit with a kickass taste
        in music and an amazing knowledge of
        it and movies.
      • Bunny Stratton
      • Posted
      • amanda is radical.
        she will let you shower at her house,
        then cart you around town, buy you
        booze, and make you feel like a hot,
        funny dude.
        she is a badass
      • Irish
      • Posted
      • What is there to say about Ms mapel?
        Great musical taste, even better choice
        of beer (Shiner Bock). Even her
        investigative powers are impressive. ;)
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • one of the most beautifulest girlies i know.
        true story.
        xo
      • Ed
      • Posted
      • Sleep comes to everyone, everyone baby
        yeah, but Amanda.
      • David
      • Posted
      • I wish Amanda lived down the street.
        I've never met her and suck at keeping
        in touch with people I've only met
        online.
        Once I started a thread on MOC for tall
        kids. Who was the tallest girl on
        there? We all know. Over 6 feet of
        style and smarts makes Amanda Gorey, my
        first MakeOutClub crush.
      • The Magus
      • Posted
      • amanda made me shave my beard. what
        will she make you do?

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