Greg Der Ananian

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      • Pete
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      • On a cold June night, Greg's mom
        spirited him out of Iran and past SAVAK
        goons so that she could give him the
        civilized life in the American suburbs
        that every child deserves. And look
        what happened: instead of becoming a
        wannabe imam, he's a homo punk rock
        craft genius with a book coming down the
        pipeline. Fate, or freewill? Genes, or
        social construction? The stars, or the
        power of consciousness to create
        existence ex nihilo?

        Date him -- he's a real sweetheart in
        the sack.
      • Tiffanie
      • Posted
      • I got greg some barbequed ewok ribs in
        australia... I killed it with the +35
        dagger he gave me.
      • Meg
      • Posted
      • Oh! That little colored boy, hon! One
        time Burgergreggy said to me. . . "I'm
        glad you're around, sometimes I get a
        little too jaunty otherwise". . .But
        from my now far away perspective, I
        have to say: "jaunt on, Krikor."
        From spending 1,000 dollars of the CBH
        money on blue food to diabetic
        emergencies with "avon calling" to
        walking down the long, gloomy halls of
        medicine. . .and even to roaming
        Philadelphia pretending to be Thomas
        Paine or another one of those
        revolutionary pillowbiters. . .we've
        been through a lot. Aside from his
        wise ass comments. . .the best thing
        about Greg is that he won't ever try
        to act like you're "too much" or try
        to get you to take it down a "scoch."
        He recognizes that subtle, taupe
        lifestyles are for assholes and that
        fruity frozen cocktails are our
        birthright. He loves crazies almost as
        much as I do and has the sexist eyes
        of all. One time he wrote me a
        birthday poem about rock and roll and
        dog dicks. Crunch! Inquire about his
        gangsta LOVE sign and his mom's grape
        leaves.
      • Fred
      • Posted
      • Greg....what is he? Is he a shimmering
        star placed on Earth among we mortals
        so we may bask in his incandescent glow
        of love? Is he a tireless supporter of
        human rights causes that benefit the
        entire world, denizen to debutante? Or
        is he the only one who can tell us how
        many licks it takes to get to the
        center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may
        never know.
      • Dave
      • Posted
      • He's got a purty mouth and he knows how
        to use it.
      • Katie
      • Posted
      • When I was nineteen, Greg and I and
        Janell and...who else??? went to a
        Deelite concert in Cincinatti and on
        the way back the car we were in spun
        round and round on curvy wet Southern
        Indiana hilly roads...I was sleeping in
        the back seat, and I woke up and Greg
        was holding my hand. We were both
        thinking we were on the way out. Do
        you remember???
      • Shannon
      • Posted
      • Greg, are you gay?
      • Iamloved
      • Posted
      • THIS BITCH!!! Knocked all my shit off
        ma walls with her SHOULDER PADS. she
        turned to slap me and my whole
        collection of Princess Diana plates
        went FLYING!!!!FLY-ING...YOU BITCH i
        said gasping for air (in my moment of
        extreme anger and disgust) then we went
        rolling...pulling each others hair and
        dresses in a fountain...we were the
        laughing stock of the dinner party set
        I WAS THE LAUGHING STALK... if its the
        last thing i do ... i will tear this
        bitch apart I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!! just
        kidding xoxoxo -jj
      • Marcus
      • Posted
      • Greg is RAD!It is soooooo refreshing to
        know people who are secure enough to be
        kind and sincere.xoxo

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