Jessica Ellison

i wipe noses and asses (ala' mary f**kin' poppins)

music, beer, people, repeat......sewing skirts and not eating meat.

bread and butter, h.b.w.o.s.g., eating the cheshire cat, the idiots guide to yoga, the celestine prophecy, anything by david sedaris (funny as hell)

the kentucky fried movie, drugstore cowboy, baraka, 21 grams, requiem for a dream, rocky horror picture show, spun, urban cowboy, groove tube, go, pinero (even though i need to watch it again cuz those FUKS wouldn't shutup!)the fluffer, gummo, acid porno

i like the sound of you rolling in that broken glass, stevie wonder, aesop rock, phantom planet, jucifer, the sundresses, detatchment kit, karate, chalk, dj shadow, hilltop distillery, reggie and the full effect, bright eyes, qotsa, violent femmes, mclusky

i like to put saran wrap over the screen and draw over the actual show (ala' muppet babies)...i also like tom and jerry quite a lil' bit.

some describe me as "sing-songy", others say that i
am a whiz kid in the kitchen. i eat only GREEN olives,
but feel really bad for the black ones (them being in a
can and all). i ADORE cheap whiskey, and boys with
tattoos and i will be a hells angel come april. i am
trying to talk my friend krisann into letting me take black
and white boudoir pics of her because she is smokin
hot. if you see her, tell her to let me. NO ONE and i
mean NO ONE (especially gary) calls me jessie! try it,
and i'll break your face. i am but a figment of your
imagination, therefore, i am perfect.

i want to meet myself circa 1917.

meeting people is dope- but only folks with good
intentions. did i mention guys with tattoos? and maybe
they like falafel? but, mostly just guys with tattoos.

p.s......those who say (or write) "holla" should refrain
from usage when addressing me. what are you, a
baller?
unless, of course, you are a guy and you have tattoos.
then, i'll have to judge you solely on bedroom
performance.

also, be forwarned....i possess the loudest laugh known to man. it is incredibly sexy and it will make you want to lay me more than you already do. it's okay, really.