Now her occupation reads:
"photographer, film production".
What she fails to mention is her
business cards, that say: "Taking
Boredom To A Whole New Level".
Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got.
She's not as sweet and innocent as you may
think. Back in the day she used to buy chi-chi
French body care products from stores like
L'Occitane and give these gifts away as
presents to people. These products included
shampoos, soaps, and moisturizers and
contained such exotic ingredients such as
olive oil, shea butter, green tea, orange peel,
and tea tree oil and insisted that the recipients
use them. Soon it was revealed that her
intention was not to make the person smell
like a garden at all. Instead, It was all part of
her insidious plot to season them with the
intention of eventually cooking them. It
wasn't too long before the proper authorities
were notified and her reign of terror was
halted. Beware! She may try and strike again.
If she tries to give you any of these products
just say No! then go and tell someone you
trust. Don't be fooled and become a victim.
You have been warned.
I worked at CVS Pharmacy with Jessica
in high school. So the next time this
she strikes a kick ass pose or tries to
intimidate you with her sheer mojo,
remind her of how she used to wear a
bright red vest and sell people
cigarettes. and mention to her that
humility's a good trait to have too. if
she still hurts you anyway...well i
tried....
I'll be honest with ya; Jessica's a
woman with a lot of demons. I've known
her for a long time and I've watched
her devour a lot of poor, dumb bastards
who didn't know any better. She's a
snake, and if you spend enough time
around her, you're gonna get bitten.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Throughout the history of mankind,
there have been many people who
have done many different things.
Jessica is one of those people. She
has likes and dislikes, and enjoys
doing various activities. In society,
certain things like personality and
hair are considered important. In my
opinion, Jessica has these qualities.
So, in conclusion, Jessica is my
friend.
Jessica's cool. I wouldn't throw her
out of bed or anything. But if I did
she'd probably still help me remake
the bed in a neat and efficient way
and then offer new, crafty and exciting
ideas for how to maximize my
bedroom's potential.
Yeah, she comes in handy.
"photographer, film production".
What she fails to mention is her
business cards, that say: "Taking
Boredom To A Whole New Level".
just like a fine wine.
HOMOPANTS...
She's not as sweet and innocent as you may
think. Back in the day she used to buy chi-chi
French body care products from stores like
L'Occitane and give these gifts away as
presents to people. These products included
shampoos, soaps, and moisturizers and
contained such exotic ingredients such as
olive oil, shea butter, green tea, orange peel,
and tea tree oil and insisted that the recipients
use them. Soon it was revealed that her
intention was not to make the person smell
like a garden at all. Instead, It was all part of
her insidious plot to season them with the
intention of eventually cooking them. It
wasn't too long before the proper authorities
were notified and her reign of terror was
halted. Beware! She may try and strike again.
If she tries to give you any of these products
just say No! then go and tell someone you
trust. Don't be fooled and become a victim.
You have been warned.
in high school. So the next time this
she strikes a kick ass pose or tries to
intimidate you with her sheer mojo,
remind her of how she used to wear a
bright red vest and sell people
cigarettes. and mention to her that
humility's a good trait to have too. if
she still hurts you anyway...well i
tried....
woman with a lot of demons. I've known
her for a long time and I've watched
her devour a lot of poor, dumb bastards
who didn't know any better. She's a
snake, and if you spend enough time
around her, you're gonna get bitten.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
can maintain a 6 hour conversation on
MSN messenger...for 2 days.
there have been many people who
have done many different things.
Jessica is one of those people. She
has likes and dislikes, and enjoys
doing various activities. In society,
certain things like personality and
hair are considered important. In my
opinion, Jessica has these qualities.
So, in conclusion, Jessica is my
friend.
Sincerely,
Kristiina, 8th grade.
out of bed or anything. But if I did
she'd probably still help me remake
the bed in a neat and efficient way
and then offer new, crafty and exciting
ideas for how to maximize my
bedroom's potential.
Yeah, she comes in handy.