Josh Bean

Computer Raver

PLUR (current), Zoomachey (2000), Satanism (1999), Manipulation

Flash MX: Getting Started, C++ for Dummies, HTML Handbook

Pi, Freddy Got Fingered, Cast Away, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Anything that I can play super loud in my car when I have guests so that no one will ever be able to talk or hear anything that is going on. Also anything that I can get cracked out on drugs on and dance with glowsticks

A little about my existence? I am a self-employed
pharmaceutical distributour. I sell pot. It's really bad pot
that I purchase for half the price that I sell it for, but
people and society are stupid so they buy it. I am also
[trying to] grow pot in my closet. My father is giving me
advice on how to do this. Now to my theory
on life, I live my life based on PLUR. Well actually, that
is what I base my life on right now, at least that is what I
tell people. I never let anyone see the real me and
when they do, they run for their lives. Also, when I was
at the age of 16, life was all about satanism. At the age
of sixteen, people should based their life on
worshipping the great devil. That is what I did and it
seemed to work. Now, life is all about drugs. -- If you
want to know more about Josh Bean, check out my
website. www.joshuabean.com There are many
different
sections about my life. I have an "ego" section, which
does not make a lot of sense because in reality, your
reality, the entire web site is one giant "ego" section.
You will see that this web site is in memorium of
Pamela Humphrey and Mrs. Susan Stevens. I think it is
quite humorous because everyone thinks that it is a
good thing, when really this site is so negative and
psychotic that it is something that people would not
want in their honor. I mean seriously, my site is like a
diary and a history of my life. I even donated an entire
section to people that I have met along the way and
have liked and hated. I took down part of the hate
section because I did not want people to think I was not
about PLUR. But really, all you have to do is talk to me
or know me to realize that I am nothing about PLUR. It
just makes me seem more intellectual.

I need a being who can understand me. A being
that is perfect. Well, the being will be perfect at first, but
then once I've
been with the being too long and I change, I will force
the being to
change with me. That way, I will always have what I
want. Life is all about manipulating beings.
Manipulation is my super power, the super power of
Josh Bean.