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      • Arlie
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      • I Love it when Jenn will obsesively pine
        after falafels with me. We could just talk
        about them for hours and be repeating
        the same great statements about
        falafels and their goodness and it just
        wouldn't get boring because we love
        falafels, talking about them, eating
        them, looking at them And it's really fun
        cause falafels are great and so is Jenn.
        Plus, i need her to help me order them
        with her superb spanish skills.
      • Bennett
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      • Once, Jenn's dog licked me on the ass,
        and less than a year later I gave birth
        to a beautiful baby boy named Jesus. I
        smelted 144 pennies into raw copper ore
        and built a 3/5 scale model of the
        Parthenon for him to live in, but Jenn
        then caused the Aegean sea to amass
        into the form of a giant donkey,
        pulling a cart of brimstone and raining
        fiery hate down upon the blithe
        revelers of the Coppercropolis. To
        make a long story short, Jenn then
        somehow managed to divert the river
        Styx, snuffing the flames and sweeping
        away all human iniquity into the mouth
        of requiem. Tres remarkable!
      • Bennett
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      • Jennifer is so uncannily insightful
        about pretty much everything in the
        book. Always good at presenting the
        bigger picture in the most articulate
        manner. In addition to being such an
        adept progenitor of intense
        intellectual/emotional experiences,
        Jenn is prettier than a dime. A DIME!
      • Kat
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      • Jenn is definitely smarter than you
        are, and probably more attractive.
        Once, she let me make out with her,
        and I think my boyfriend was kind of
        jealous of both of us. Her drink of
        choice is Gin. Her obsession of
        choice is gender. Looks good in
        skirts and pants, and also in nothing
        but a book. Class Ass.

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