• Adam Jarvis

      Them girl scouts can fuckin' fight.

      "My publicist is in rehab and I'm not qualified to take your questions. But please, leave a message and I'll forward it on..."

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      • Greta
      • Posted
      • "Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm okay with that, I am enlightened."
      • Teresa
      • Posted
      • Adam is totally photogenic... ladies
        don't let this photo fool ya... he looks
        nothing like that in person and the
        camera adds like ten bruises, I mean
        pounds.
      • Eris
      • Posted
      • Atom is one wise to the ways of chaos
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Adam and I used to fight over this
        girl. She's a lesbian. Adam and I
        don't fight anymore.
      • Teresa
      • Posted
      • I wanna "cockblock" too... Where do I
        sign up??
      • Robin
      • Posted
      • adam is no longer my most favorite
        security guard, they all suck now that
        he's not one of them! he is however,
        one of my favorite people to text
        messege! yay, for the person/persons
        who invented the cell phone and it's
        partner in crime, the text messege!
      • Teresa
      • Posted
      • I sculpted a pewter memorial to
        Adam and all the testimonials I wrote
        that he rejected.
      • Crystal
      • Posted
      • i think i am the only female friend of adam's
        that hasn't made out with or had sex with
        him. and i never will. so stop asking adam!
        jeezus.
      • Teresa
      • Posted
      • Adam is a sexy motherfucker!!!!
      • Teresa
      • Posted
      • Adam is the best!! I remember one time I
        was stuck in this huge mansion full of
        horny military guys that wanted to rape
        me... you know because they hadn't gotten
        any because everyone else had turned
        into zombies... well, Adam risked his life
        to save my virginity... he even stuck his
        fingers in the would-be rapist's eyes!!
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