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zero degrees latitude
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"who does friendster anymore? sorry i am drunk and its late and i was intending to stalk people on the internet. old friends..."
More about Stephen
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Schools (Other):
peach tree nursery school, wernstoffer, james monroe, dayton, 'the original' cross roads-georges rd., 'the original' so bruns hi school- major rd., rutgers unviersity, grad shcool-nb
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Occupation:
none
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Affiliations:
solid fuel???, voltron club in 4th grade, society for american archaeology
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Hobbies and Interests:
sunbathing, jetskiing, hunting
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Favorite Books:
David Sedaris, Hal Foster, Kafka- the penal colony and the trial, Faulkner- as i lay dying, edited volumes, peer-reviewed journal articles
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Favorite Movies:
wild at heart, mullholland drive, bottle rocket, buffalo 66, citizen ruth, american movie
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Favorite Music:
unwound, tracy & the plastics, r. kelly, neurosis, slant 6, thrones, the need, blonde redhead, gza-genius, rza as bobby digi, i'm being good, phantom pregnancies, huggybear, ink & dagger
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Favorite TV Shows:
strangers with candy, cops, judge judy, twin peaks, middlesex county board of chosen freeholders meeting, a simple life
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
who does friendster anymore? sorry i am drunk and its late and i was intending to stalk people on the internet. old friends and feelings are crazzzy. so you know if if still like you or hang out with you... so if i do, i will see you soon cuz you continue to remind me what's good and fun in life. and if not, then thanx for the memories
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Who I Want to Meet:
bertram van muntster
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now, rent all the past episodes of the
fabulous, amazing tv show 24. You with me
still? Alright. Then, you spend next fall in
Los Angeles with us, to watch the new
season. It'll be like old times! Watching tv.
Nachos may be involved.
i spend many-a-morning wondering
about the following ...
1) did you graduate yet?
2) are you touring with Maroon 5 yet?
with Gavin DeGraw as the opener?
3) what kind of hair style does stephen
fashion now?
4) did Mark do a "queer eye for the
straight guy" interior make over in your
house for rent yet?
5) does robyn still have those random
little kiddy records that i for some reason
wanted you to borrow?
please submit the answers into the
ballot box labeled "clams" outside on
your front porch. (ill put it there
someday) MISS U =(
2) Pleae delete that TURD "mark" from
your friends' list. He is NOT your
friend. He is a jew-hating, fag-loving,
kaka head who likes to re-do tile
floors in the kitchens of old houses. I
heard he buys numerous dollar store
Back Scratchers (u know, with the
plastic hand) and uses them as a device
to scratch his balls. horrific! AND i
saw him standing outside of Virgos once
(a la james dean with one foot on the
wall) with a COMB "chillin" IN HIS
HAIR! WHO DOES THAT? he forced it.
seriously...
for the sake of your (my) reputation,
please do something about this. if you
do not do something within 40 days
(let's make it professional here since
we are all grown ups), i will have to
contact my special "upstairs" friends @
Friendster and take matters into my own
hands.
dont f*ck with me stephen... just don't
do it. (do it.)
1) Please do not add anymore friends to
your profile. As you can see, I am the
last icon on the "featured friends"
box; if you add another friend, i
will be pushed into "See the rest of
Stephen's friends" option which would
totally decrease my popularity in
finding the gay closeted indie rock
boys of your friends. if they can't see
me, they can't "do" me. makes sense
rite? well not to me it doesn't Mr
Stephen.
rican Visa-less whore that you keep
locked up in the basement, other wise
known as your "friendster housekeeper"
that she better not lose anymore of
your testimonials from me or else
ill lock her up in that dungeon and
beat her with that whip that you like
to use on Robbie when she's wearing her
nurse outfit.
(more to come, i exceeded my character
limit. bear with me, like that time you
gave me intense butt se--. oops. i
forgot, our little secret... shh)
amazing. i will always remember the
time we met up in kenya and totally
butt fucked these 2 afros (i think they
were girls?) i dont remember, we were
fucked up. then i remember when we
moved to alabama for a month and lived
off of donkey guts and manure. oh man
that was so good... the memories...
oh yeah, two things...
1) stephen, do not make anymore friends
or else my icon will no longer appear
in your box. people will have to click
on the larger friend list to see that
im friends you... please dont do this
to me...
2) don't listen to ANYTHING that mark
weinburg kid says in steve's profile.
it's completely false. that kid doesn't
even know steve! first off, they would
never live with each other. second,
mark isnt even human. he's a dolphin
and a cupcake that likes to do auto
fellatio on himself and others (the
sense? none whatsoever).
chill. We are going to seriously rule
over the HP this fall when we live in
grand style: lavish lunches, hot
tubbing, and listening to Al Green as
we close out the annoyance of the world
beyond the borders of our pink painted
walk up steps. His cats are pretty
cool too. You do you!