OMG! Josh like prevented me from getting run over by a cop in box yesterday and shielded me from the airhead radiowaves of the MTV reporter sitting next to me. Josh, I am happy that we get closer every passing day but damn, man, don't get so close, your facial hair is giving me a rash.
Now where did I put my pink glitter lip gloss? Save Darfur!
Even though you hate me Josh, I love you. I love you more then the image of a puppy licking a kitten. The Love is so fantastically humongous it hurts! ps - I'm staring at you right now through the bushes
Josh has slowly grown on me quite in the same fashion as that mysterious fungus I got while camping in the 8th Grade....ladies, if you are looking for a man that can help capture a wild animal, shut down illegal film shoots, pick up lunch and have you laughing so hard that you think you are going to need to have your bladder replaced all in the span of about an hour, give Josh a call.
Josh will never accept that he was born whilst his
Mom shat a stream of diarreah onto an empty
canvas as part of the Art Poo-veau movement of
the late 70s. By the way, that particular painting
hangs in my living room and is now well worth
over $150 Million.
Josh and I were cellmates in prison
during the 80s. This was before the
anti-rape measures they take today. I
remember once they "circled the wagons"
around Josh, that is, the other inmates
moved their bunks into a circle around
Josh so the guards couldn't see, then
they knocked out his teeth and gang-
fucked his face for about 2 hours. I
felt really bad. Sorry, Josh, but they
would have killed me if I didn't do it
also.
Testimonials and Comments for Josh
Now where did I put my pink glitter lip gloss? Save Darfur!
Mom shat a stream of diarreah onto an empty
canvas as part of the Art Poo-veau movement of
the late 70s. By the way, that particular painting
hangs in my living room and is now well worth
over $150 Million.
Newsflash: Manhattan, KS is not a real place. If
it was real, however, it would be populated by
turd-burglers like you.
during the 80s. This was before the
anti-rape measures they take today. I
remember once they "circled the wagons"
around Josh, that is, the other inmates
moved their bunks into a circle around
Josh so the guards couldn't see, then
they knocked out his teeth and gang-
fucked his face for about 2 hours. I
felt really bad. Sorry, Josh, but they
would have killed me if I didn't do it
also.
calls about the ball gag and whip you
lent me. I will get them back to you
ASAP.
partner- josh is ur man!!! the finest
activity partner this side of the
vlatava!!!!!!!