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      • Lily
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      • she looks so israeli
        (i miss you! ps- tried to see beck on jimmy kimmel but he cancelled because he had a pinched nerve or some BULLSHIT like that. what a fuckin wuss)
      • Katie
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      • In the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month -- but not of the eleventh year! -- World War I ended.

        -- Michelle and Katie, 5th grade, historical novel project
      • Juan
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      • Michelle you're like a sister in law to me. I only say that because I met you through my wife before we even were going out and the love that Jodi has for you is sisterly. So how else can I see you as? You've been so cool to be around and you were part of an exciting event in our lives, San Francisco. We wouldn't have chosen that city if it weren't for you being there. Hey plus I would not have ever enjoyed smoking Hookah if it weren't for you showing me how. Now if I die of lung cancer delete this testimonial, just not to make you feel bad.
      • Audrey
      • Posted
      • Truth: I too smoked my first joint with
        Shelly. She brought it over to my
        apartment on East 93rd street and we
        lit up, leaning out my bedroom window
        on the 15th floor.

        As for the blow... well, it was Shelly
        again. My memory of the night is hazy:
        pyramid, east village, blonde hair - a la
        Andy Warhol, leopard print furniture, a
        town house apartment, a cd case - i
        think.. or was it a mirror(?), discovering
        that 24 hour delis actually do deliver, a
        Salvador Dali painting - not a print, a
        REAL Dali, and back to the club where
        I have an image of Shelly sitting on the
        bouncer's lap getting a hand massage.

        I'm not so sure I find much comfort in the
        fact that I've been able to show her a
        thing or two along the way (or in these
        memories for that matter), but the great
        ol' chicken or the egg question does
        come to mind here. The frying egg anti-
        drug comercial also comes with this
        free association.

        But the bigger truth is she's worth the
        hype.
      • Lily
      • Posted
      • oh and i forgot to say: I love you
        Michelle! Ever since we met on the
        internet. (True story! Everything in
        these messages is true! I know I don't
        have to, but I always testify under oath.)
        Oh guess what, it said "Characters
        remaining: 808" Haha. Bangin like a
        808. Oh and I also forgot to say: She
        looks so Israeli! And my left eye is lazy.
      • Lily
      • Posted
      • Oh and nice girls beware! Michelle will
        make an afterschool special out of you
        in no time flat. She made me try pot.
        Then she introduced me to blow in the
        cum-coated bathroom of an afterhours
        gay bar. Less than one year later I was
        making my own crack to smoke.
      • Lily
      • Posted
      • If you are a Californian, do not f*ck with
        Michelle. She is an Israeli
        Manhattanite, and you are definitely no
        match for her.

        If that doesn't convince you of her
        coolness and toughness, then listen
        here: almost every beck concert i've
        gone to in the past four years has been
        enjoyed in her company. And I get
        pretty psychotic at Beck concerts. So
        anybody who can stand my fanatically
        spastic behavior in the presence of
        Beck one time, let alon MULTIPLE
        times, is a truly exceptional human
        being. Not to mention that I get that way
        around Presti, and she sat with me for
        an entire semester of MCB 165. How
        she manages to keep her cool in the
        presence of such gods, I cannot
        fathom. But not only does she put up
        with me, she showers me with love and
        affection. This girl, I like.
      • Audrey
      • Posted
      • Michelle has a unique superpower: the
        world actually revolves around her -
        heads up Shell, Shera and I are on our
        way...

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