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      Drake Jeff
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      • Wendy
      • Posted
      • Jeff Drake is a vampire.
      • Porter
      • Posted
      • Drake is half of an ImprovOlympic super
        couple, which makes him seem all the
        more talented and interesting.
        However, unlike Jen 'n' Ben, our
        Jeff 'n' Wen were already talented and
        interesting on their own. You go, I.O.
        SuperCouple!
      • Monolith
      • Posted
      • For the last time Drake, HAL stands for
        Heuristically Programmed ALgorithmic
        Computer. Its not a play on IBM as we
        had previously debated. Also there's
        no way Farrah can hold a candle to
        Jaclyn.
      • K.J.
      • Posted
      • Jeff Drake has Rainman-like
        knowledge of facts and figures.
        Specifically in music. Ask him to
        name the the third song on any top
        ten album released in 1995... or
        about any random under the radar
        band you thought only your five
        friends knew about. He will tickle
        and amaze you.
      • Britain
      • Posted
      • I think if Drake had a metal plate in
        his head, something he might enjoy
        would be getting lifted into the air by
        a huge magnet. That's one of the
        things I think.
      • BrendanS
      • Posted
      • Jeff's your wicked Uncle Ernie. He's
        glad you won't see or hear him as he
        fiddles about, fiddles about, fiddles
        about ! Your mother left Jeff here to
        mind you, now he's doing what he
        wants to! Fiddling about, fiddling
        about. Fiddle about! Down with the
        bedclothes, up with the nightshirt!
        Fiddle about! Fiddle about! Fiddle
        about !
      • Rob
      • Posted
      • Hi Jeff! Case you forgot, T.R.O.
        stands for temporary restraining
        order! You're making it difficult for
        me to keep my vow of conscientious
        objection. You MIGHT find yourself in
        my spanking machine, come dusk.
      • Amy
      • Posted
      • About a year ago Drake wrote this
        really creepy song for me. He sings it
        in this really freaky falsetto. As they
        were reading the lyrics in court I
        realized that the song was really sweet
        and touching. It made me cry but this
        time out of happines. Jeff is a really
        talented songwriter. And I would tell
        him if I could get within 500 feet of
        him.
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • Jeff's life is just fucking fluffy, isn't it! Just
        fucking fluffy!

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