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"I have always been "Circus folk" at heart. I am always
down for a good subculture as long as it doesn't take
itself..."
More about Eric
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Occupation:
Worlds Tallest Midget
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Hobbies and Interests:
Rockabilly, hot rods & customs, chimps in tuxedos, Burlesque, long walks to the liquor store, midget tossing, Tattooed women, Shenenagans and monkeybusiness
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Favorite Books:
Everyone Poops, those Watchtower magazines I keep finding on my doorstep, geek love
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Favorite Movies:
Willy Wonka, Forbidden Zone, Happy Texas, Amelie, Harlem knights, Weird Science, Pee-wee's big adventure
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Favorite Music:
Punk, Ska, Rockabilly, Jazz, Spike Jones, Cab Calloway, Chris "Corky" Burke, Hank williams1&3, Royal Crown Revue, Madness, Fishbone, Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Queer as Folk, Family Guy, Futurama, Anything on the History Channel... Same goes for Telemundo
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About Me:
I have always been "Circus folk" at heart. I am always
down for a good subculture as long as it doesn't take
itself too seriously. I am pretty easy going, and like to
try new things. But enough about me... WHO THE HELL ARE
YOU AND HOW DID YOU LEARN MY EARTH LANGUAGE?!?
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who can laugh at theirselves, lowbrow humor and
handicaped people. Oh, and I want to meet lots of
midgets. I wouldn't mind meeting the guy who made those
red bull comecials... just so I could punch him in the
nose!
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on FOX that was kind of a rip off of
Three's Company, except the ditzy
redhead lived next door, and the pesky
landlord was this old black guy who'd
yell through their window in ebonics,
and they had a pet dog that barked at
everything except burgalers. In this
one episode, the kooky redhead next
door put her Thanksgiving turkey in the
neighbor's fridge, and then the main
guy locked her out (Since she never
knocked) and she climbed through the
kitchen window and got stuck!! Then the
main guy poked her with a stick while
the brunette laughed and laughed. Ayh,
that show was a riot. What was it
called again? Wait a minute, that
wasn't on FOX, that was the year Eric
and I lived next door to Tara!
Come and knock on our door.......
front of Good Vibrations with a
sandwich board that reads "Don't forget
about dick. I mean can your budget
really absorb the battery expenses" He
is one of the good ones.
would it help if i said please?
of "midgetlove forever" he did wardrobe
and i was the drug lord that backed the
film, after rehab we reunited at a gun
show where he shot me by accident. i've
loved him ever sinse.
those sparkling eyes! Dang I love eyes
that sparkle.
smart mouth, he's earned my gratitude
for the whole burlesque thing. Though
this doesn't preclude me from smacking
him when the need arises.
the door at Deluxe he'd always do a
full cavity check on me before lettin'
me enter?? I always thought that was
kinda weird...
me but there was a night in Vegas where I
was wearing my white satin suit and had he
been able to produce the ring I would have
run off with him right there...but instead...we
got drunk and I kept staring at another
member of his party, a bad wife
already..jeez...eric always says I've made
him cry like a little girl, but I've never seen it
so we'll just chalk that up to a fantasy...but
seriously folks, he's been aces to me since
the get go, one weekend in Sf where I knew
no-one he and his crew adopted me and I
have big smitten with the big mook ever
since.....If I ever can get my ass in that suit
again you better watch out Eric.. I mean I
know I'm not as psycho as some of your
former ladyfriends but I am crazy...I even
come with papers!!! I adore him and I dare
you all to do the same
wouldn't love this man?
ever known. He breaks the hearts of
the ladies and makes men into his
bitches. How could you not love this
man!