james, youre like a wild goose, man. so, take me down to your dance floor and we can paint giant boners on your front door...and tomorrow they may still be there. no big deal.
james used to make fun of my
headgear...he also used to pick his
nose in high school...and he was best
friends with the kid i had a crush on
in sixth grade...and i used to like to
use pictures of james to prove that
mlk was hardcore...oh yeah germany was
fun...
the other day i was driving around
memphis super drunk and passed one
party where i dropped a guy off and
then drove around the block to see
some friends but passed their house
and had to put it in reverse when i
slamed into a truck going about 40 but
i had already reversed most fo the way
down the street. being so fucked up
probably kept me from getting whiplash
(my body was so cartilagenous) and i
sped off. dont drink and drive unless
of course you can successfully lie in
a police report the next day about
a 'hit and run' and then file some
insurance fraud with the man. i lost
because i dont have collision
insurance, otherwise i would be a rich
man- almost as rich as jamez.
Though my experience with James lately has
been limited to chance encounters around
town, I feel reasonably suited to testify on his
behalf. I get the feeling he holds back the
brunt of his persona, allowing the docile,
polite, doe-eyed exterior to woo us into his
following. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he
isn't evil.. I just think it's wise to keep one eye
on this guy. In fact, most southern expatriates
living in the western wilds should be regarded
with a degree of measured caution.
I'm gonna split you like wet pine you
sorry ass hill-billy.Get a fuckin' job
and earn your mistreatment. I
obscenitiy in the milk of your
for-fathers and moths. Keep it real
Son, real shitty!!!
all the gossip that goes around bout
james has been good. everybody's
got something nice to say about this
boy. i notice that kittens and cats like
this fella called james with the hell of
kool tennessee tattoo. give him
toothpicks for christmas cuz he
probably spends hell of scrilla on his
toothpick stash, plus they get soggy.
james is fine with his hat on or off,
with a new haircut and then when it's
grown out too. he don't talk much but
when he does say something it's a
gem. i guess he's saving those
words for them kool foxgloves lyrics
he writes. this hank williams
wanna-be helped me set up my
friendster account and that's an
honor because i've noticed that he's
real nice to his friends, glad to be
wunuv em.
snowing. so he took me to the cheesesteak factory
where we drank coffee all night.
headgear...he also used to pick his
nose in high school...and he was best
friends with the kid i had a crush on
in sixth grade...and i used to like to
use pictures of james to prove that
mlk was hardcore...oh yeah germany was
fun...
memphis super drunk and passed one
party where i dropped a guy off and
then drove around the block to see
some friends but passed their house
and had to put it in reverse when i
slamed into a truck going about 40 but
i had already reversed most fo the way
down the street. being so fucked up
probably kept me from getting whiplash
(my body was so cartilagenous) and i
sped off. dont drink and drive unless
of course you can successfully lie in
a police report the next day about
a 'hit and run' and then file some
insurance fraud with the man. i lost
because i dont have collision
insurance, otherwise i would be a rich
man- almost as rich as jamez.
been limited to chance encounters around
town, I feel reasonably suited to testify on his
behalf. I get the feeling he holds back the
brunt of his persona, allowing the docile,
polite, doe-eyed exterior to woo us into his
following. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he
isn't evil.. I just think it's wise to keep one eye
on this guy. In fact, most southern expatriates
living in the western wilds should be regarded
with a degree of measured caution.
sorry ass hill-billy.Get a fuckin' job
and earn your mistreatment. I
obscenitiy in the milk of your
for-fathers and moths. Keep it real
Son, real shitty!!!
james has been good. everybody's
got something nice to say about this
boy. i notice that kittens and cats like
this fella called james with the hell of
kool tennessee tattoo. give him
toothpicks for christmas cuz he
probably spends hell of scrilla on his
toothpick stash, plus they get soggy.
james is fine with his hat on or off,
with a new haircut and then when it's
grown out too. he don't talk much but
when he does say something it's a
gem. i guess he's saving those
words for them kool foxgloves lyrics
he writes. this hank williams
wanna-be helped me set up my
friendster account and that's an
honor because i've noticed that he's
real nice to his friends, glad to be
wunuv em.
neck and neck for the title of american bad
ass.