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"Former Mr. Universe. Favourite colour: Light Urple. Shagged
Ursula Andress, Catherine Denur, and Charro twice. I Heart..."
More about Sean
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Occupation:
Actor
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Hobbies and Interests:
Foreign Chicks, Trebek's Mother, Mightying my Penis
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Favorite Books:
Anal Bum Cover, Hateful Haggis, Your Mother The Whore, Things Trebek Sucks
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Favorite Movies:
Foreign Flicks, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Rock, Finding Forrestor, Goldfinger, Dr. No, Indiana Jones 3
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Favorite Music:
Dirty Limmericks, The Proclaimers, Bay City Rollers, Wesley Willis, Britney Spears
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Favorite TV Shows:
Jeopardy
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About Me:
Former Mr. Universe. Favourite colour: Light Urple. Shagged
Ursula Andress, Catherine Denur, and Charro twice. I Heart
BOOBS!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Trebek's Mother during day light. Your mother and sister
twice.
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sworn enemy of the AMERICAN ACCENT, and
couldn't summon the soul to suppress his
Scottish pretense. But when his mouth is
closed, he is like the sexiest pet dog:
right and ready for a smooth chest rub!
afterwards. You can call me any time, baby.
swindler, and then you can voraciously
ream my tight young anus
describe people like that no-talent
Trebek, the role stealing Roger Moore
and that jackass Indiana Jones who
almost got Sean killed in Last
Crusade. Keep on truckin Sean, we all
know the penis is mightier than the
asshole.
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Sean, QUICK!!!!!
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pumps my rump with a glass dildo. he
does me REAL GOOD AND I LIKE IT. then
he ties me up with that white belt i
used to spank his arse with and has his
way with me, using his enormous horse-
like tool. it's hot.
days living. I think it might be a
result of his accent. What I can't
figure out though, is why women can't
tell that his accent isn't real at all.
He's from Texas for gods sake!!! Yep
Texas. I know this because, one night
we were at a pub. Sean just gets piss
drunk. And out of nowhere he starts to
confesses everything to me. Like how he
is a chronic bed wetter, he sometimes
goes with men, and something about
Wales, a cliff, and some sheep. To top
it off, he's telling me all of this
while talking in his true voice. And I
swear, it sounds like what the
television character Urkle would sound
like if he were a backwoods imbred.
Don't get me wrong, I think Sean is
great. But I did get a little scared
when he pulled down his pants to show
me a huge, bumpy rash surrounding his
genitalia. Which I might add, wasn't
impressive at all.