hillary got mad at me one time because i
said i wanted to bang her. like a goat. she
said that was sick, and i was all like, "so."
and then she was like, "all right." i totally
scored.
Don't be silly, girl. There's more than
enough room in the cab for that. This
bitch gets it! She knows what "When
this Taco is a Rockin, Don't come a
Knockin!" means.
Hillary has blossomed into the tawdry
epitome of a beerhaus enchantress. A
beer slinging jezebel with a crass and
tough exterior, but with the face and
playful soul of nymph. A sex machine,
true though it is, but a sex machine with
impeccable taste in men and a deep
intimate knowledge of the erotic arts.
Being employed at the favorite watering
hole of Memphis scenesters and general
miscreants she has her daily pick of
outstanding lovers, which she will
seduce and tempt away with her fiery
glances and knowing looks. She will
take them home with her and love them
as no woman has loved a man before.
Though she may display a formidable
facade deep inside her sleeps the
delicate and beautiful soul of a poet. But
alas, something is amiss. Her lovers will
leave and she will be alone,again. This
heartbreaking end leads me to think of a
song, so apropos:
There's no sign of the morning coming
There's no sight of the day
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark
-DIO
I'm proud to say we've only had one case
of an STD at 1851 Manila, but it
strangely disappeared when jeramia
moved. It was pretty gross, he kept
leaving crabs on the toilet seat.
floor!!!....oh and 3 out of 4 heathers aint
bad. when is gonzales gonna get with
the program?
fangs?? Where do I get a
Sparks???
said i wanted to bang her. like a goat. she
said that was sick, and i was all like, "so."
and then she was like, "all right." i totally
scored.
fooled. for the trickery, you'll have to walk the
plank.
enough room in the cab for that. This
bitch gets it! She knows what "When
this Taco is a Rockin, Don't come a
Knockin!" means.
like that could be used to cause much
strife.i shall keep mine on her.
epitome of a beerhaus enchantress. A
beer slinging jezebel with a crass and
tough exterior, but with the face and
playful soul of nymph. A sex machine,
true though it is, but a sex machine with
impeccable taste in men and a deep
intimate knowledge of the erotic arts.
Being employed at the favorite watering
hole of Memphis scenesters and general
miscreants she has her daily pick of
outstanding lovers, which she will
seduce and tempt away with her fiery
glances and knowing looks. She will
take them home with her and love them
as no woman has loved a man before.
Though she may display a formidable
facade deep inside her sleeps the
delicate and beautiful soul of a poet. But
alas, something is amiss. Her lovers will
leave and she will be alone,again. This
heartbreaking end leads me to think of a
song, so apropos:
There's no sign of the morning coming
There's no sight of the day
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark
-DIO
Tears.
of an STD at 1851 Manila, but it
strangely disappeared when jeramia
moved. It was pretty gross, he kept
leaving crabs on the toilet seat.
denim.