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Interested In:
Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
Fayetteville, AR
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Company:
clunk records
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Chris's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2599534
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Other education:
bishop mcnamara high school, flippin high school, university of central arkansas. oh yeah, and I took algebra at some weird college in Mountain Home ( I think it was located in a dude's garage;I passed)
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Occupation:
record store worker/contest organizer
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Affiliations:
the randy mates (sailing crew)
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What I enjoy doing:
Literal interpretation of lyrics in country music videos, anything with a big white beard- god or santa or whatever, being lucky, throwing away keys, eating things that are round, jokes that revolve around indoor bears.
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Favorite Books:
Confederacy of Dunces, Rules of Attraction, Sarah, Hot Rod Magazine, Hot Rodding Magazine, Dog of the South, Wonder Boys
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Favorite Movies:
the Accountant, Wet Hot American Summer, Roger Dodger, MVP (most valuable primate), City of God (I don't really dig the new-romantic-comedy, e.g. lost in translation, punch drunk love, air bud golden receiver, just don't bite it 7 e.t.c.)
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Favorite Music:
Mountain Goats, Flaming Lips, Black Sheep, dBs, Vitapup(I haven't listened to a Vitapup song in like four years, so I guess this would be considered a lie), Sean Na Na
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Favorite TV Shows:
the Daily Show, Family Guy, the State, Stella Comedy videos, any show that spends at least half an hour ranking roller coasters.
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About Me:
I've never been an arsonist and wish to keep it that way.
Don't ask me to set anything on fire. If you smoke I
smoke. If you're a terrible speller so am I. Going to
the supermarket for hours is something I have an interest
in. The only problem is I usually only leave with a
jawbreaker that's too big to fit in my mouth and a balloon
shaped like a tractor that says something like "get well
soon." I guess these are the things that are important to
me. I've put on multiple eating contests but never
competed in one. I can say I have a bizarre interest in
dating participants in these eating events. Maybe it's
the instant weight-gain that turns me on. I don't know.
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Who I Want to Meet:
1.Someone that starts every other sentence with either, "hold it
right there asshole" or "I'm sorry but...". That "I'm sorry but..." sentence starter is awesome. People who are smarter than us use it all the time.
2. Anyone that exclusively uses transportation with an odd
number of wheels.
3. Someone who loves sandwiches.
4. Someone that spells sandwich with a t.
5. A girl that will watch hours of spelling bee coverage
on their local cable access channel with me.
6. A moderate to heavy drinker.
7. A safe driver.
8. Someone who owns a reptile museum.
9. Someone named Mary Cattle.
Bonus. If you've ever sent hate mail to a member of a professional football team, I will make out with you.
Hey, send me a message. I only get messages that suggest
questionable match-up opportunities with current
friends. Send me a joke. A bad idea (I need way more bad ideas, come on assholes. Help me out.) Anything. Your shoe size. Recipes. Favorite style of dance.
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Friendster and that he will not be
accepting anymore friends.. I would like
to think this was more than a
coincidence.. it makes me feel all warm
and fuzzy and also pretty f*cking rad..
like I have finally been accepted in my
own community.. like the cool kid that
sits in the back of the bus just offered
me a cigarette.. but deep down I know
the truth.. since Chris said hanging out
with me was just "alright". However he
did give me the honorable task of
making 5 people on his Friendster
list "disappear".. so watch your a$$
Fayetteville.
I've ever met. He is the Imelda Marcos
of socks.
kind who has to hang out with you
whenever you feel like it, at least
during business hours. Every time I
see Chris he smiles and makes me
think he's not really bummed to see
me, and that makes me happy, and I
want to get some CD's I can't afford.
He introduced me to "Black Tail"
back at the old store, and ever since
Spy mag and Big Brother went out of
biz, it's been my sole source of
information. One of my goals is to
hang out with Chris more, because
he magically lifts away the gray pall
of workaday bummedness by a
factor of... 11, let's say.
think it, but Chris will completely
kick your ass at arm-wrestling. I
speak from experience.
bitch?!
best day of my life was the day I
served him through to drive-through
window of Taco Bell.
is a man who, through my formative
years of embarrassing bandwagon
jumping, was not only generous and
kind, but wholeheartedly friendly to
me when. this is great, because if i
look back at that person i was then, i
wouldn't be friendly to me. but that's
exactly why clunk is the most beloved
person in arkansas.