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pokin' a smipe with Ballz
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"Momomomomomomomomomo..........."
"I'm a walking nightmare, arsenal of doom
I kill a conversation as I walk into a room
I'm a three-line whip, I'm the sort..."
More about Eric
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More About Eric
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Schools (Other):
Midlo Hi, the College of William & Mary
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Occupation:
musician, guitar teacher & odd jobs
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Hobbies and Interests:
bonobos, camembert, skinny skiing & going to bull fights on acid, car tag, spooning, reverse spooning
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Favorite Books:
Short Stories of John Cheever, Fountainhead, Cosmos, The Alchemist, Roald Dahl, Shel Silverstein
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Favorite Movies:
Chinatown, Blow Up, Rosemary's Baby, Harold & Maude, Amadeus, The Five Obstructions, Michel Gondry videos, Annie Hall, Boogie Nights, the Shining, Princess Bride, Office Space, Swingers, I Heart Huckabees, Royal Tennenbaums, Labyrinth, Sword and the Sorcerer, Buffalo 66, Donnie Darko, anything Kubrick Kaufman von Trier or Anderson, Cumming to an End, Screaming Smoking Spanking
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Favorite Music:
the Police, The Jam, Gang of Four, the Killers, Bloc Party, I.D.M., My ridiculous-4-hour-new-wave-80s-itunes-dance-mix-playlist, the Cure, old U2, the Bravery, the Rapture, old Radiohead, Talking Heads, old Bowie, Depeche Mode, Beatles, Stones, Django Reinhardt, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, Pharrell, Al Green, Bjork, Beatnuts, G'n'R, AC/DC, soul motown & funk, awesome mixtape, Your Secret Admirer, Dead Leaf Echo, Phonograph
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Nova, The Day the Universe Changed, The Secret Life of Machines, Muppet Show
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I'm a walking nightmare, arsenal of doom
I kill a conversation as I walk into a room
I'm a three-line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban
I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man
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Who I Want to Meet:
drummers
bassists
producers
benefactors
larry david
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girls
guitar students
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Testimonials and Comments for Eric
his "early to mid" 20s, when hesitancy,
elusiveness, and adventure ran
paramount. I've never known him to be
direct, but when he wants
something...there's no stopping him.
here's the skinny: Eric's got amazing reach: he
can spend a whole round just slapping your jabs
away and then come in with a power shot of his
own after he's tired you out-- it's not too risky for
him to throw a punch even if it doesn't connect,
because his reach is so damn long. He's frisky
too, and those arms can come out of nowhere,
so keep your guard up, you hear? Your only
hope is to get inside-- Eric's a bit distractible so
you have a shot at this-- and then do a lot of
damage to his ribs and solar plexus. Land a few
on the kidneys if you can (some refs allow this,
some don't.) When he tires out he'll start to
slump-- that's when you grab his head and start to
knee him in his pretty face. It'll be over soon.
some research for an expose on the
seedy underbelly of the NYC gypsy jazz
scene. Please contact me if you have
any information, all sources will be held
in the highest confidence.
wearing a "funky dress". i have it on
good authority that his exact words were
more "that girl looks like raggedy ann."
i'll excuse it, however, thanks to his taste
in 40s and ability to play the guitar
without a single expression ever
crossing his face.
roommate. He doesn't want to win an
Oscar and he doesn't want to reinvent
the wheel. He likes simple pleasures
like butter in his ass and lollipops
in his mouth. Call him crazy, call
him a pervert, but thats just
something he's into.