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      • Kelly
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      • God damned Senor Softee ruined my dress!
      • Matt
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      • to see some of yvette's best work to date, please go to the following link- HANG ON!:

        http://www.movie-list.com/c/cliffhanger.html
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • memories of yvette's cliffhanger moment (that i actually never witnessed) still make me lose all control of my bladder, when, devoid of any altruistic or thrill-seeking motives, she decided to plunge herself from the top of a two-story ladder. as she hurdled backwards thru space, helplessly flailing her arms in dismay, she managed to gash her back while endangering the life of her loved ones with broken shards of beer bottle glass. i can still see her, as i didn't see her then, during her nancy kerrigan moments as she wept, "why me? why me?" oh, yvette, what would i be without you. everyone should be her friend, because you are guaranteed a good time with her. if you make her laugh hard enough, she might even pee herself.
      • Monique
      • Posted
      • Cliffhanger is the greatest! Let us never forget that night. This girl knows how to tumble! Btw, why is ms. naftel featured in both our profiles? She needs to stop trying to monopolize the primary friendster photo!
      • Megan
      • Posted
      • There are no words to describe how I
        feel about my Eddie. We have been
        through so much I don't even know
        where to start. You make me laugh
        whether I want to or not. You bring so
        much fun to my life that I can't
        picture a day without you there. The
        talks, sleepovers, police encounters,
        bakeries, classes, American Idol
        auditions, and everything inbetween
        would be nowhere near as amazing if
        you hadn't been a part of them. I
        can't think of anyone else that would
        be as gung-ho about a mock wedding
        then you, and I LOVE the fact that I'm
        your wedding planner! I wouldn't want
        to do it for anyone else. You mean so
        much to me and although I know you
        know this already, I can't say it
        enough. You're my partner in crime, my
        stalking partner, my singing partner,
        my gossip queen, and one of my best
        friends. Always know that I'll be
        there for you no matter where we
        are... and even though you have this
        complex and never return my phone
        calls, I'll be on your ass like white
        on rice for the rest of my life so
        I'll never have to worry about losing
        you. College wouldn't have been the
        same without you and I want you to
        know I love you. God bless your soul
        for opening your heart to all the tiny
        asians around the world, and always
        remember, Frodo loves you.
      • Timmy J.
      • Posted
      • ok look, i just can't hide this
        anymore. I've been trying to supress
        it, and pretend that i should just
        never speak it out loud but it has to
        be said. Yvette....you have the best
        ass I have ever seen. phew, i feel so
        much better. I mean it's just so
        perfect. I used to think I had the
        best ass ever, but after seeing yours
        i must relinquish my title and award
        you as the new champion. and on top of
        everything your cooking is outta this
        world too. ok here's my plan. I'm
        gonna kidnap chris, grow a beard, gain
        20 pounds, and secretly take over as
        the NEW chris. just a thought. mull it
        over and get back to me haha. lata
        sexy!!! I LUV YA!!
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • Other than the fact that Yvette
        urinates in her pants constantly... I
        guess she's okay. By the way it's
        Sauerkraut and I will never eat that
        much of it again.
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • Yvette is the coolest roomate on the
        planet, that is, if you don't mind your
        house being covered in tiny black curly
        hairs and the smell of rice and beans
        forever burned into your nasal passage
        way. Honestly she's the coolest girl I
        know and definitely on of my best
        friends. She's my mom, my shrink, not
        to mention my cook and cleaning lady.
        So here's to you Yvette, for putting up
        with all my shit...now get in the
        kitchen and make me some flapjacks!!!

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