Um, JVG is a new friend of mine. Like, I
haven't known him since the dawn of
time like everyone else...but I like him,
too. Okay? God. Get in line people. Jon,
they're pushing. They're pushing.
Someone...dude, get your hand off my
ass. Jon, this guy who wants to be your
friend won't get his hand off my...gross,
dude. You can have him. (Just e-mail
me later, man. I hate crowds.) :)
Jonathan stole my heart when he
pretended to cut his hand in the
basement corner of a university art
building. The encore was a
performance piece at Home Depot.
My doctor says a life as a beekeeper
is my only hope for peace.
Jon was once my long-lost twin. Now
that I have a goatee, I guess it's clear
that I'm the evil one. But on the other
hand, my purple-quotient is higher than
his, what with the hair and all.
Jon's the most famous person I
know. I am honored to bask in the
reflection of his fame (hopefully
some will rub off on me if I spend
enough time around him). Always a
riot to hang out with - this man is
connected.
Testimonials and Comments for Jonathan
haven't known him since the dawn of
time like everyone else...but I like him,
too. Okay? God. Get in line people. Jon,
they're pushing. They're pushing.
Someone...dude, get your hand off my
ass. Jon, this guy who wants to be your
friend won't get his hand off my...gross,
dude. You can have him. (Just e-mail
me later, man. I hate crowds.) :)
pretended to cut his hand in the
basement corner of a university art
building. The encore was a
performance piece at Home Depot.
My doctor says a life as a beekeeper
is my only hope for peace.
that I have a goatee, I guess it's clear
that I'm the evil one. But on the other
hand, my purple-quotient is higher than
his, what with the hair and all.
know. I am honored to bask in the
reflection of his fame (hopefully
some will rub off on me if I spend
enough time around him). Always a
riot to hang out with - this man is
connected.
ever did have the chance to meet. Jonathan!
friend, which flatters me to no end,
considering how he is exponentially
more famous than I could ever hope to
be.