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just to sit around with me all day and
play Nintendo at my Miami Mansion. I
think I'm willing to pay fourteen bucks
to come up and watch you make out with
your sheep. You gotta pay my gas money
though. And you have any HgH up there?
options he'll have left will be on his
doner card!We have a trash-bag with
his name on it!
soon do you wanna come over and wash
my car ill give you free milk and
cookies if you do the job right
today, so I hope you don't mind that
these two imposing-looking Italian men
with dark suits take you to Logan.
Don't be alarmed when you sit in the
front seat and one of them sits
directly behind you in the back seat.
That's just the way they do things.
your balls are probably the size of
chick peas. And thats the only time
the words "chick" and "your balls"
will ever be used in the same
sentence. There's a pool at work
saying you wont last til the end of
October, so you better prove that
whole "sucking a golf ball through a
hose" philosophy on Theo real soon if
ya think your fat ass is gonna be back
here next April.
it? No, I know you can get me one just
like it from the equipment manager. I
want that one because you don't need
it. No, you're not fired as far as I
know. I just know you don't need that
fucking jersey because YOU ARE CLOAKED
IN FAILURE! have fun dodging runaway
buses this offseason. Maybe you and
Bartman can go to Hollywood and pitch
your stories there.
Little's "managerial" moves in the
decisive Game 7 last night are sure to
be second guessed from here to
eternity. Why would he leave Pedro in
that long? Why would he not use a
bullpen that had only given up two runs
in eleven games? How could someone who
was obviously this incompetent have
gotten this far? Well, I went down to
the Red Sox clubhouse afterwards and
asked him. "uh...well...the thing
is...you gotta tip your cap to the
Yankees...that's a heck of a
ballclub...but Pedro, I mean Pedro was
dealing...and I figured that if he was
able to throw 130 pitches two starts
ago in a Game 1...he could easily get
up to 230 in a Game 7...I mean
really...why wouldn't I want a scrawny
130 pounder hauling the entire burden
when the whole park knows he's out of
gas...basically...well, my hat's off to
Ken Macha, he did an extraordinary
job." When told that Ken Macha was not
in the opposing dugout, had not been
for over a week, and that Joe Torre was
the one who ran circles around him on
the diamond, Little told
reporters, "Well...Macha is better than
me too. But really, what I was doing
made sense." Indeed, in this reporter's
estimation, earlier reports that
Oakland skipper Ken Macha was the
dumbest manager in the history of pro
sports were entirely premature, much
like the eighth inning celebrations in
Wrigleyville and Red Sox Nation the
last few days. Theo "Hot Shit" Epstein
told me in the ninth inning, "If we win
this, I'm firing Grady between now and
Saturday. We'll be the first team of
all time to fire a manager between the
playoffs and the World Series because
this jackoff is dumber than a million
Steve Bartmans." Indeed, while that
will never happen, Grady's departure
seems a foregone conclusion. After
vandals looted his house, torched his
cars, and dumped rancid coleslaw all
over his Massachusetts house, Grady was
heard saying, "well...that's just kids
being kids...you gotta tip your cap to
them, I guess I deserved it." Indeed,
you deserve alot more than that,
asshole. From the Bronx, I'm Peter
Gammons, ESPN.
Now I've got to remember this game on top
of my brain surgery, seizures, et al.
Why don't you and Zimmer go off to some
oldfolks home and get nice and senile.
Take Steinbrenner with you while you're at
it.