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Valentine's Dance, 2/10/2007!!
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"I have been a Chapel Hill institution since the spring of 1997. I took over a cursed basement spot that seemed doomed to..."
More about Hell
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Schools (Other):
UNC-CH and the other schools in the area that supply me with customers
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College/University:
University of North Carolina - Chapel Hill, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Serving drinks, keeping people entertained
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Hobbies and Interests:
alcohol, the art of bartending, the color red, billiards, video games, pinball machines, trivia, dance parties, Halloween, iron bartender competitions, fighting City Hall, helping reelect Bill Strom, selling more 22oz Buds than the other bars you go to
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Favorite Books:
The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri, The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
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Favorite Movies:
Rosemary's Baby
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Favorite Music:
everything in my awesome jukebox, AC/DC's "Highway to Hell", Run DMC's 'Raising Hell', 'Glamorous Life' by Sheila E
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Favorite TV Shows:
ESPN Sportscenter or whatever my loyal bartenders feel like watching
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About Me:
I have been a Chapel Hill institution since the spring of 1997. I took over a cursed basement spot that seemed doomed to failure, but thanks to all of my great employees and outstanding members, I managed to become the best watering hole in this town. I am a dive and proud of it, but my bartenders will still provide you with excellent drinks and service. I welcome all types of drinkers into my smoky midst. And now that the Chapel Hill Town Council is off of my back, I'm already planning to share the drunken love for many more years to come....
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who like to drink and have a good time. People who aren't afraid of cigarette smoke or dirty floors. Guys who don't mind peeing in a trough. Ladies who look lovely in my dark red light. Trivia buffs who have their Thursday nights free. People who visited www.savehell.com and helped save me from the man. People who come out to DISCO INFERNO on the second Saturday of every month!! Friendsters who add me (First name: 'Hell', Last name: 'Bar') as their friend. And good tippers...this life ain't easy, you know.
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delectable...you are the perfect date!
You're always there for
everything...hookups, breakups,
birthdays, new year's (which btw...i still
have Hell on my pants from that
one...how did that black shit get all the
way up to my knees? I swear I didn't fall
down that night...) presidential elections
(who let those Republicans in to play air
hockey during the debates anyway?!),
dance parties...
and the best damn bartenders in town!
Let's stay together...
table...seriously.
was a great time and lots of my friends
were there. Eres un buen amigo sucio, Hell!
me in. Why can't the students just be
honest so that I don't get so much
static when I try to have a cold 22
and a game of pool? Long live Hell
but death to the underage, conniving
posers that continue to overshadow
my generosity in the best bar up the
hill.