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"Constantly looking over my shoulder for the cops and
wearing shoes while I sleep to make a quick get away,
my life is..."
More about chaz
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Occupation:
sock wearer
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Hobbies and Interests:
heavy metal, beer, coffee, food, heavy metal
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Favorite Books:
ml-9600 manual
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Favorite Movies:
Deep Red, Zombie, Super Troopers
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Favorite Music:
Fred Rogers, Bathtub Bill, Hambone Jones, Anything on HydraHead Records
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Favorite TV Shows:
Portland Public Access
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About Me:
Constantly looking over my shoulder for the cops and
wearing shoes while I sleep to make a quick get away,
my life is fear with reason. Back in may of 1991, a
friend of mine showed me how to use a simple can of
coffee to smuggle electromagnetic data media. I
wasted no time and shortly had contacts from Canada
to Florida along the east coast. Running duplication
devices to mass produce counterfeit data, each unit
rigged with explosives and gasoline, set to detonate
when the security door opened or didn't open in the
scheduled window, my Chevy Blazer filled with a load of
fresh coffee or fresh data media, I was making cash
and earning major credit on the market. Before I could
purchase an army to take forceful control of all
computer markets the CD-Rom was introduced and
smashed the electromagnetic media market.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Girls to hump, Guys to fist fight. I have no time for
friends.
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favorite band was the pink panties
and/or queen latifa's show at the
somber reptile during freaknik.
be so spicy hot? (By vanilla I mean
Chaz, and by spicy hot I mean drunk.)
in our backyard. One time, as a joke,
Bobby and I were really high and we
leaned out the bedroom window and shot
all the carp with a rifle. Then we
threw the fish in the street and
Spencer ran them over in his car as he
pulled into the driveway. The thing
was, he failed to see the humour in the
situation. Hey Spence, loosen up!
Hell's Bells
your furniture, no matter what your
design scheme. Also, if you're
scared you bought too much beer for
one party, inviting him magically
turns it into 'not enough beer'.
a priest. Then he took a chainsaw and cut
down some cops. Man, that was crazy. It
was all because the 7-11 was out of
newspapers, go figure. You gotta watch out
for that chaz.