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With my parner Dave rugby brought us together.
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"I am a hybrid of southern & northern white trash. You put yer redneck in my yokel! You put yer yokel in my redneck!..."
More about Dave
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More About Dave
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Schools (Other):
Old
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Occupation:
TRAINER @ MACHINE METABOLIC ARTWORKS
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Affiliations:
USARUGBY.ORG, USAFL, United States Australian Football League, IGRAB, Justice League of America
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Hobbies and Interests:
Art, Lowbrow Art, Music, Punk Rock, Comedy, Indie Films, Jazz, metal, Rugby, AFL Football (www.usfooty.com), Lifting, 420, Comics, Superman, Lobo, GAY RUGBY, IGRAB, Gotham Knights, SF Fog, Mayhem RFC, Atlanta Bucks, Washington Quake
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Favorite Books:
MICROSERFS, THE ART OF HAPPINESS, ART OF WAR, PAT THE BUNNY, CLASS, LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL, CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD, MR. GRUMPY
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Favorite Movies:
CLERKS, HEDWIG, GODFATHER, AMALIE, TWIN PEAKS FIRE WALK WITH ME, FEMALE TROUBLE, SUPERMAN, LOCK STOCK & THREE SMOKING BARRELLS, HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH, HAPPINESS, THREE COLORS RED, THE DECALOGUE
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Favorite Music:
ANGEL THEORY, MUS, KRAFTWERK, MINISTRY, NOFX, ARCWELDER, RADIOHEAD, NITIN SAWNEY, BOARDS OF CANADA, FUGAZI, QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE, QOTSA, SLAYER, METALLICA, BURNING AIRLINES, ORNETTE COLEMAN, SONNY SHARROCK, JOHN COLTRANE, SALMONELLA DUB, AREA 7
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Favorite TV Shows:
LITTLE BRITAIN, JOHN SAFRAN VS GOD, VOYAGER, BUFFY, FIREFLY, ADULT SWIM, AFL FOOTY, SIX FEET UNDER, THE OFFICE, THE ROYLE FAMILY, SIMPSONS, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, KATH AND KIM, THE KUMAR'S AT No.42, JON SAFRAN'S MUSIC JAMBOUREE, THE FOOTY SHOW, DEADWOOD, THE BOOK GROUP, HUMAN REMAINS
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About Me:
I am a hybrid of southern & northern white trash. You put yer redneck in my yokel! You put yer yokel in my redneck!
Music, Movies, Comics, more Music I'm a media whore. Jazz, Blues, Punk , 420, Lifting. If I were on A deasert Island and allowed 5 CD's, 5 DVD's, and 5 Books, here would be my answer after CDS: 1) Negativland - A big
10-8 Place. 2) Mr.Bungle - Mr Bungle. 3) Queens of the
Stoneage - Rated R 4) Ornette Coleman - The Shape of Jazz
to Come 5) Boards of Canada - Music has the Right to
Children. DVD'S: 1) The Manchurian Candidate 2) Clerks 3)
Three Colors Red 4) Mulholland Drive 5) Hedwig and the
Angry Inch BOOKS: 1) The Redneck Manifest - Jim Goad 2)
All Families are Psychotic- Douglas Coupland 3)The Art of Happiness (I'd
need it I imagine) - Dali Lamma 4) Love is a dog from hell -
Charles Bukowski 5) Goodnight Moon -Margaret Wise Brown
(bring back excellent childhood memories I reckon.)
Dig indie and foreign films, but am not a total snob, I fall
for the hollywood pablum as much as the next guy.
I'm a Minnesota boy who doesn't really belong here. If you don't know what that means here's a description. Minnesota is very Scandanavian, and Lutheran. Which translates to uptight, and polite. I'm far from it. Most people who know me say that I'm a bit too frank for my own good.
I'm a personal trainer at Machine Metabolic Artworks. In my spare time I'm president of the Mayhem RFC of Minneapolis, a gay rugby club.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Cool folks from all over the world!
Check out mayhemrfc.com
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Testimonials and Comments for Dave
Also, he's a fucking lunatic, seriously crazy as sin, but he's got a great lookin' booty.
interesting too....Mulholland Drive is
one of my favorite movies...Rugby is
pretty cool, too...
Dave, he always calls me first. To anyone
else I'd say: "Git outta my head!" But a sexy
intruder like Dave can invade any ol' part of
me he wants -- ideally, using extreme force!
DVDs, bitch?
finally, finally, fucking FINALLY got to hang
out with Dave 4th of July weekend -- and
lemme just say, after five years of emails,
phonecalls and chatting...WOW.
Okay..."Dave-in-person" cannot be
measured with existing technology. It was
sensory-overload, it was not-enough-time-
in-72-hours to do everything -- it was geeky,
sexy, sci-fi, indie band cool-as-fuck fun!!!
Only two days three weeks ago...and I miss
him still. Can't wait until we get to hang out
again.
"Weee...gay!"
dorms and I would hide in his room and chain
smoke his cigarettes as dorm life was a clusterfuck.
He used to have these incredibly long dreadlock
extention thingys that trailed behind him like some
sort of masculine comet's tail.
Now, he's back from Austrailia and all super
masculine and buff and I was like "oh!" and he's like
"yeah" and damn, he's the new hotness.
I am wary, however, after seeing one of his on-line
profiles. I get the feeling he wants to pick me up
and toss me into the air like some sort of
meanacing father, who smiles meanacingly and
laughs heartilly as he terrifies his children. "HO HO
HO HOOOOOOOOOOO!"
meet someone in Minneapolis with a
brain. Hes a sweet guy to hang out with
and just chat etc. Cant say much but
thanks Dave! Cheers!
that is so special it shouldn't be
discussed on Friendster. It can,
however, be discussed at the top of
one's lungs in scenester bars, if
you're drunk enough. Let's just say I
know why he wears those assless chaps,
and I'm about as breeder as you get.
Viva la Wayzata.
Amazon.com wish list. So will someone
please box me up and send me to
Minneapolis. I'll pay for shipping. What else
can I say about this sexy fucker with a brain
in his skull and awesome taste in music and
books. Well...he's got some amazing thighs.
How's that for superficial?
"Flowers, hearts, a smiling-guy: so many
ways to dot the "I". "