Fernando

      "Alooooha! My name is Fernando, aka "Fernando the Love Machine" on Star 101.9, Hawaii's New Music Alternative. I'm also..."

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      • dUGLYss
      • Posted
      • I don't know how he got my number, or
        even knew about my affiliations, but
        Fern called me upp outta nowhere in the
        middle of the nite. He asked questions
        about this band I was in. I thought he
        was a NARC, 'cause alotta the members
        were Klan, but those guys got
        transferred to DC by then so I just
        reminisced about the past, and all the
        hate-crimes and arms deals I got to
        see. He knows how to turn on the funny.
        I rarely get to be there when he gets a
        room (soon-to-be-stadium) vibing. And
        if I had a car, nobody'd be safe 'cause
        if I heard him on the air while I was
        driving he'd make me think of
        stimulatin' things. I'd be so numb but
        so hard I'd deflate and explode
        simultaneously. I just hope the
        window's be closed 'cause I wouldn't
        wanna splatter no one to prevent
        further damage (unless someone else was
        in the car which would be so
        embarrassing.)
      • Dj
      • Posted
      • Teach me your ways oh Love Machine.
        You rock out with your cock out man!
        Funny as hell on the radio, and fun to
        party with any other time... and the
        Best damn morning show DJ I have ever
        heard in the islands.
      • Taint
      • Posted
      • This dude is THE Ultimate pimp! Oh how
        I wish I could have women love me too.
        But alas, I'm no Love Machine. =(
        Guess I still have a lot to learn from
        the master.
      • Bj
      • Posted
      • Anyone who knows Fern will tell you
        that he ROCKS! And I'm don't mean just
        his shows. I'm sayin he's a great
        person, one of the nicest people that I
        know. He's always smiling, havin fun
        and enjoying every moment. What else
        would you expect from one of the worlds
        largest Bostones fans!
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • i sold fernando his first trombone. now
        he kicks ass! fernando rules!
      • Peter
      • Posted
      • You guys need to tour northern cali
        more often! You guys never play shows
        while I'm home... always on breaks...
        Geez, how're you planning to make it
        big time? Man, what a slacker I tell
        you =P.
      • Cliff
      • Posted
      • Pretty amazing you remembered the
        ol'high school band camp days @ Kahuku
        hehehe. Fernando, I have know since
        8th grade, from Hula Bowl to UH
        Band...now he is popular with his band
        Pimpbot and on the air waves on Star.
        This guy does not fool around he is
        the real american bad ass....peace out!
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • ohh no.. i think fernando was all
        drunk again, posting "truthful"
        comments on peoples pages... hehe
        i love it!
      • Kristen
      • Posted
      • Me and Fern-Dawg go way back to 1995,
        pre-luv machine days...I can't
        remember meeting a funnier, more
        charismatic sweetie than him, no
        wonder all the freshmen girls wanted
        his ass! Maybe if you're nice to him,
        he'll put on his old chuck e. cheese
        suit and do a sexy dance for you!

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