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"I am doing comedy in NYC, and I work at a securities fraud law firm. By day, I chase company restatements and scandalous..."
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College/University:
College of William and Mary, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Financial Analyst, Comedian
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Affiliations:
National Society of the Daughters of the American Revolution
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Hobbies and Interests:
crocheting, my casio wk1600, my uke
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Favorite Books:
Foop! by Chris Genoa - now available everywhere! www.chrisgenoa.com
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Favorite Movies:
Being There, Dirty Dancing, Pumpkin, Waiting For Guffman, Newsies, Amelie, The Castle, F for Fake, anything by Steve Oedekerk
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Favorite Music:
tori amos, emmy lou harris, ida, jeff buckley, neutral milk hotel, brendan benson, stephen merritt, david byrne, steve burns, postal service, chingy, nate dogg
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Favorite TV Shows:
Extreme Makeover Home Edition, anything narrated by David Attenborough, CBS Sunday Morning, Iron Chef, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Aqua Teen
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About Me:
I am doing comedy in NYC, and I work at a securities fraud law firm. By day, I chase company restatements and scandalous accounting, and by night I chase a little dream. In between I like cooking breakfast and dessert, talking toot, and loving chris. www.saraschaefer.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who have been on Law & Order. Seriously.
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I have my own talk show, nyah nyah
nyah! I have to go host a benefit
somewhere! Oh! I'm interviewing
Samantha Bee from The Daily Show!
My fiancee's a writer! Mwah! Listen to
me sing my songs! Look at me with my
come-hither gaze as I clutch these two
gentlemen's ties on my promotional
postcard! Ooh-ooh! I'm really sweet
and funny and cool! Boogedy-boogedy-
boo!
AM straight AND I have a boyfriend"
kind of way. She'll tempt you with
references to the erotic/orgasmic
breathing in Tori Amos songs, and then
spit you out like the tip of a straw
wrapper that you didn't realize your
server had tastefully left on the end
of your straw when you went to take the
fist long sip of your diet coke with
lemon. And then she'll continue
spitting a little just to get the taste
of you out of her mouth. But there
you'll be in a soggy heap on the table,
just staring up at her, wishing to jump
back into her sweet sweet mouth. Oh,
Sara...
boyfriend I refuse to believe that Sara is no
longer an option as my life mate. Where
else can I find a girl so sweet and
generous? Where else can I find someone
so witty and hysterical? Ask her about film--
she's seen it. Music--she's heard it.
Literature, world economics, microbial
evolutionary trends of the North American
gnat--Sara can speak intelligently on any
subject. Also, I can't find anyone who drinks
a pint faster than this woman. That's sexy.
rather then against. That's all I'm saying.
friend, all you have to do is sing to
her any song by Johnny Paesano.