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"...WRITE A JOKE IN GRAFFITI AND, EVERY SHOW YOU SEE HIM IN, DEEP CONCENTRATION, 'CAUSE HE'S A COMEDIAN, JOKERS ARE WILD, IF YOU WANT TO BE TAMED, HE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A CHILD, WITH HIS COMEDY BRAIN, ANOTHER ENEMY, SON HERE, IS A FRIEND OF WHEAT, 'CAUSE YOU'LL GET FRIED IN THE END WHEN YOU PRETEND TO BE, COMPETING, 'CAUSE HE'LL JUST PUT YOUR SHOW ON PAUSE..."
Murphy. Funnier than Redd Foxx. Funnier
than Pryor. He is more entertaining than Cats
the musical. A genius on the level of Lenny
Bruce and Albert Einsteins' love child...
(Ardie has me locked in his basement and is
threatning me with his penis... no more sir, ill
wear the sailor suit and sing the muppet
song. please call the cops.. help me please
dear Jesus...oh hes wearing the underoos..
im in for a long evening.. ahhh death where is
thy sting!!!)
It's the Muppet Show with our Very
Special Guest Star, ...
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the
Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the
Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational
celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
That was for you Ardie!!!
Humor Comedy history. Oh he's the only
host
Ardie's cock is so big that it
literally farts before he pees
It's nice to see his smash-hit
song "911 Is A Joke" is included in the
new Reno 911 promos
<3 Patrick
testimonials under the name samantha
care of me when I'm in a bad place. When I
broke up with boyfriend on Valentines Day,
Ardie took me to Scores and bought me a
lap dance from two Swedish strippers who
called each other "cousin." I totally felt
better. Whatta man.