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"i break hearts.
i blow farts."
More about karmen
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Messaging Off[Restricted to karmen's friends] |
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Occupation:
publishing
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Hobbies and Interests:
photography, sneakers, recipe collectin', laughing, be@rbricks and other useless money wasters
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Favorite Books:
sedaris, chuck palahniuk, murakami, GIANT ROBOT, anthem magazine
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Favorite Movies:
amelie, in the mood for love, the professional, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
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Favorite Music:
the postal service, enon, the album leaf, imperial teen, deathcab, frou frou, zero zero, ivy
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Favorite TV Shows:
scrubs, that 70s show, the simpsons, saturday morning cartoons (recess, fillmore, pepper ann), daria, trading spaces
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About Me:
i break hearts.
i blow farts.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i don't want to meet any of you, i was just bored at work
so i signed up for this dog and pony show. giddyup!
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stinky ass intellectual that is hella clever
and hella FUNNY! reminds me of myself
minus the stinky o_0 my EVIL twin is
fuckin super awesome rockin her
infamous mushroom bowl cut! if i was a
lesbo, i would get at this right quick!
and multiply that by the number of paces
it takes to circumnavigate the Earth and
then raise it to the 99th power, then
you might have a number that's big but
not anywhere near as emo as this girl
is. but oh wait, she don't like cheese
and doesn't believe in Filipino food, so
to adjust the above formula, you'd have
to subtract 2. but that's still fuckin
rad.
stinky armpits, toe jam, crusty eye
goo, spit bubbles, scab picks, and
pimple poppin galore!
interest that connects the very fabric
of our lives. that strand has come to
be known as Ivy. seriously tho, karm
is cool, except she never gives me
cigarettes when i ask.