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"I am left handed, color blind, and uncircumcised. I like to watch football and drink beer, despite the socio-political..."
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Schools (Other):
Pope High School, The University Formerly Know As The University Of Georgia
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Occupation:
Jerk
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Hobbies and Interests:
Chewing Ice, Biting my Nails, Complaining, Sweating, Croquet
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Favorite Books:
I am an excruciatingly slow reader, and I generally avoid books because of it. It took me 6 minutes to re-read that sentence for typos.
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Favorite Movies:
I have the attention span of a squrrel on meth. I don't like movies that don't have Chris Farley or Will Ferrell on the poster.
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Favorite Music:
Nomeansno, Old 97s, Keelhaul, Isis, Mastodon, Knut, Botch, Refused, RFTC, Weakerthans, In Flames, Descendents, ALL
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Favorite TV Shows:
Damn the TV. Damn it straight to hail. Scrubs is pretty funny.
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About Me:
I am left handed, color blind, and uncircumcised. I like to watch football and drink beer, despite the socio-political implications that presents to a yellow-bellied, tree-hugging, America-hating liberal like myself. I take lawn maintenance and grilling out very seriously. If there is a Buffalo Wing in Atlanta too spicy to eat, I haven't found it yet. On weekends, I get drunk, tell the truth, and pee on stuff. I like to eat out, take road trips, and make myself laugh. Preferably at you. Do not go to www.tonysimon.org
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Who I Want to Meet:
People I already know.
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met who didn't immediately beat me to
death with a nail-studded baseball bat.
stupid." Did I get that right?
and towed by Tony who does not want me
to have any money; he was tracking me
and knew I wanted to sell the car to
pay for storage and to leave Atlanta
and return to New York City. Atlanta is
a hostile, terrible, crooked
environment; most of the residents are
blue collar; they have been
overcharging me since I got here and
they do not want to hire me or pay me
for anything although I am smarter than
most of those they are hiring; I do not
want to be ripped off by Tony. I want
to return to New York City immediately
for urgent medical problems and other
reasons.
and that his happy place seems soooooo
far away. But his gift is his love.
Tony's heart and heart valves and ass
holes and heart strings and dicks make
him so much more than just a man. They
make him a hu-man.
Iceland, Toeknee gave a local what for.