marginally attractive men who are emotionally detatched.
also: dance partners. i need someone to go to the legion with and two step. please be more coordinated than me, able to hold your liqour, and kind to old people. this is serious.
emily is my bff for real. she can ALWAYS
make me feel better. i wish i could see
her in person so she could give me a
great big giant hug and make fun of me
for something until i laugh. i love you
fatwad.
Emily and I used to be bouncers at a
VIP lounge, where we turned away all
the kids we didn't want to make out
with. I am in love with Emily because
she constructed a giant cardboard
bolex camera, weats polka dots, and
will sing drunken cowboy kareoke with
me. She broke my poor little heart
when she refused to move to San
Francisco, but I guess we'll always
have the bathroom floor of Willet. XOXO
i was being miserable and depressed once and
emily came over and acted like a southern
truck driver who was in love with me.
needless to say, i stopped crying, and i haven't
looked at her the same since. yee ha.
bongs the other night...of course you kicked
my ass at them.....but i didn't puke.
that my brain is broken
make me feel better. i wish i could see
her in person so she could give me a
great big giant hug and make fun of me
for something until i laugh. i love you
fatwad.
life...a little bit like a dirty jell-o
mold...where are you my love?
VIP lounge, where we turned away all
the kids we didn't want to make out
with. I am in love with Emily because
she constructed a giant cardboard
bolex camera, weats polka dots, and
will sing drunken cowboy kareoke with
me. She broke my poor little heart
when she refused to move to San
Francisco, but I guess we'll always
have the bathroom floor of Willet. XOXO
emily came over and acted like a southern
truck driver who was in love with me.
needless to say, i stopped crying, and i haven't
looked at her the same since. yee ha.
warning and i'd be pinned....
awsome lay....but i am doubtful that the
bagel knife at the c-shop would be sharp
enough to do yourself in with.