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Interested In:
Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
Dallas, TX
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Company:
I was a housewife before startin' Cherry Cherry Corp.
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Cherry Cherry's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2660242
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Other education:
Taught Home Ec at Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy High School as punishment for slappin' a police officer that looked like Erik Estrada
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Occupation:
President & CEO of Cherry Cherry Corp.
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Affiliations:
Former Miss Texas, Miss America runner-up
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What I enjoy doing:
Facin' down bleached-blonde pigeon-chested naysayers, beauty pageants, tiaras, beatin' Elizabeth Taylor's marriage record, findin' new ways for my daughter to lose weight (it's hopeless), teachin' corporate takeover strategies to Mary Cherry and all her little friends, takin' over companies that discriminate against lesbians, re-decoratin' teachers lounges, riggin' high school Prom Queen competitions
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Favorite Books:
Kiss My Tiara: How to Rule the World As a Smartmouth Goddess, Overweight Teenagers: Don't Bear the Burden Alone, The Crowning Touch: Preparing for Beauty Pageant Competition
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Favorite Movies:
Pretty, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Miss Congeniality, Zoolander, Sordid Lives, Dangerous Child
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Favorite Music:
Poison, Jesus Jones, EMF, Kenny Rogers, Kenny G, Kelly Clarkson, The Judds, Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty
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Favorite TV Shows:
Popular, Designing Women, The Apprentice, Dallas, Dynasty, Nip/Tuck, Extreme Makeover, Temptation Island, Chips, The Swan (I hope they do another one so my daugher can go on it), Beauty pageant programs
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About Me:
I'm Cherry Cherry, Mary Cherry's mama and former Miss America runner up! Everyone always asks how come I didn't win Miss America! The judges were nuts is the only way I can explain it. But you know what I did? I bought myself a big tiara, put that tiara on top of my head, and said, "Cherry Cherry, hell, you practice holdin' your head up high and not trippin' girl, cause that's the only way to win at life." That's the motto I stick to. And, as I told Donald Trump, "You don't wanna mess with this lady bull cause she'll gore you in the ass!"
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Who I Want to Meet:
My next husband! I'm two marriages away from winnin' that record. Any takers? cherry_cherry1980@yahoo.com.
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foot when she funded those posters
that showed me puking my guts out with
the tag-line "Brooke McQueen: The
Queen That Doesn't Know Your Name"
during the Homecoming Queen race.
However, a few months later she saved
Harrision's lesbian moms job, defended
Ms. Debbie, and paid for my Dad and
Jane's wedding. Now we are friends!
And, Ms. Cherry - I am the only peacock
in the pen!
Throwing all the straw in the world
down on the linoleum won't give your
web-toed hellspawn any chance of taking
the homecoming race. With the sex
scandal rendering me ineligble, Brookie
has no real competition. Looks like
there are some things money can't buy.
See you on Lifetime babe.
downs: when you hired Steven Hawking
for the Egghead Challenge, when you
left me for dead while trying to fake
you were broke to avoid paying alley-
mony to Erik Estrada, and when you put
me up for adoption upon discovering my
identical (non-retarded) twin. But
I'll always remember the good times:
throwing up a little inspiration for my
homecoming race, fixing my webbed
fingers and the video surveillance
equipment you provided so I could see
Harrison in the shower (I saw his feet
and I knew he was packing!). I just
have one question: what were you
thinking when you slept with Baby Honey
Chile? She's looking a little ragged
around the edges.
JUST LIKE MYSELF SEEKING HELP AGAIN
THE SEATTLE DEVIL POLICE DEPT AND FRYE
APT. YES. DUB-A-DUB-DUB WAKKA WAKKA
BUGALOO BLECHHH! YOU WANT TO MEET AT
TGI FRIDAY FOR SOME EXTREME FAJITAS OR
JALAPENO POPPERS AND SOME CHEAP PINK
WINE AND TALK ABOUT TAKING OVER
WORLD? SCREAMING GUY WOULD LOVE
THAT. YES.