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first time skiing...getting off the lift...
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"I am a myspace type o' gal. I rarely check this shit out. Find me over there..."
More about Breann
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Schools (Other):
UVA's second cousin, Mary Washington College
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College/University:
Mary Washington College, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Biology and Environmental Science
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Occupation:
Gov't Whore
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Affiliations:
your mom
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Hobbies and Interests:
having fun, making whoopie, going out, seeing shows, playing pool, drinking booze, doing 'normal' 26 year old type things
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Favorite Books:
Catch-22, 1984, Dune, Pride and Prejudice, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Once and Future King, Lord of the Rings, Perks of Being a Wallflower
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Favorite Movies:
Pride and Prejudice (BBC), Casablanca, Breakfast at Tiffanys, The Secret of NIMH, Beauty and the Beast, Office Space, Amelie, LOTR, Dumb and Dumber, Roman Holiday, Lost in Translation, True Lies and Kindergarten Cop (i love Ahnold being funny), Death to Smoochy
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Favorite Music:
Elton John, The Smiths, Morrissey, Pixies, Belle and Sebastian, Nirvana, Death Cab, Postal Service, Rufus Wainwright, Apples in Stereo, Radiohead, Fiona Apple, old Madonna
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Favorite TV Shows:
Yankees baseball, Daily Show, LOST, Futurama, America's Next Top Model
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About Me:
I am a myspace type o' gal. I rarely check this shit out. Find me over there...
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Who I Want to Meet:
Angelina Jolie bc she is so hot. Also people associated with me through 2nd degrees of friendster....anything more than that is creepy...seriously. Maybe some ol' college buddies... i'm through with hipsters. Please, leave me alone... you are not cool.
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She's also fond of torturing me with
her taste in music (Beatles, Belle et
Sebastien, Bjork, Blur,
and...Britney?!) We met in college. I
was the skeevy drunken guy ogling her
at parties that would then honorably
walk her home and not make a move.
Little did she realize that not having
a game, was in fact, my game. I love
her slightly, only slightly less than I
used to. She's expanded my literary
vistas (Jane Austen) and horrified my
sense of self as a bookstore employee
(Frank Herbert?) Since I've known her,
she's steadfastly attempted to replace
the vital nutrients in red meat with
those found in...beer. She'll also help
a brotha out and buy him dress socks
without prompting, and two weeks later
forget his birthday. In summation,
Breann is a land of many contrasts.
my fondest memories together has to be
during band when we used to make fun
of this one kid...b flat, b flat, b
flat.. dan's a fag...lol..
because he was on the phone with Breann
and was about to ask her if she would want
to go the senior prom with me. I was too
worried that it would weird her out, seeing
as how she was (and is) my coolest friend,
and I didn't want to make things awkward.
Later I took her to get her first tattoo, which if
I remember correctly, was a flaming
pentagram made out of bones. Also, it was
bleeding somehow. (Note: I am probably
not remembering this correctly.) On our way
home from the tattoo parlor we stopped for a
bite to eat, and I asked if she would be
interested in going to the prom with me. She
said no.
night with a great sense of
displeasure, for yet another beautiful
dream of myself pulling Breann's arm
hair has met its premature denouement.