Dating Women, Friends

May 2003

easy street, Allendale, NJ

shmumpanies

http://profiles.friendster.com/sockgarters

Northern Highlands Reg H, Attended 1991 - 1995, Class of 1995

Fordham Law, hard knocks

University of Wisconsin - Madison, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Sociology

criminal defense attorney, consumer, coach

Citizens for the Toleration of Lactose, The NESPRESSO Club

modern design, Pathetic Geek Stories, electing democrats, softball, scotch, strumming my ukulele

Lolita, Portnoy's Complaint, The World According to Garp, Bright Lights Big City, The Stranger, Homeland, Suicide Cassanova, anything by Jonathan Ames

Big Night, Apocalypse Now, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Busty Cops, Fight Club, The Graduate, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Kicking and Screaming (1995), Play it Again Sam, The Cable Guy, In America (and Millions and any other movie where adorable English/Irish children are forced to deal with mortality in a touching, heartfelt, coming-of-age kind of way), Top Secret, Busty Cops 2

Spoon, The Dresden Dolls, Iron and Wine, The Black Keys, Clem Snide, Devotchka, The Decemberists, The Natural History, Old Crow Medicine Show, Blanche, Nathan, The Boggs, big band jazz, old-school funk, Bill Withers, Serge Gainsbourg, IZ, Tom Jones, Roscoe Holcomb

Seinfeld, The Real World, Good Eats, America's Funniest Animal Videos, Local on the 8's, Baseball Tonight, The Kids in the Hall, ANTM, 8th and Ocean, Little Britain. HBO on Demand

I defend the poor, play trumpet in a funk band, and make a
delicious bread pudding. My pie is not bad either (good crust).

I'm teaching myself to play the ukulele (correctly pronounced "oook-ooo-lay-lay"). So far my favorite song is "You Are My Sunshine" but I'm also kind of into "This Land is Your Land." I'm pretty awsome at both.

2 percent milk is bullshit. Total bullshit.

Someone not that much taller than me.