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3-D Science Center Dynamite!!!
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"What a friend!"
More about Jon
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Occupation:
Jerk
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Affiliations:
www.crackedouthiphop.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Jesus, long walks on the Beeitch, Jesus, Moses
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Favorite Books:
pornos gives me a boners
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Favorite Movies:
Boomerang, BAPS, Blade, Boyz 'n' the Hood, Bamboozled, Brother from Another Planet, Black Frankenstein, 'Bo Betta Blues, Blost in Translation, Blue Man Group, Bombitty of Errors
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Favorite Music:
Cracked Out, Blonde Redhead, Taking Pictures, Turing Machine, Noah Warner Fugazi, Polvo, Baby Dayliner, GBV, Nas, Gang Starr, Kraftwerk, Flaming Lips, Pixies, Sonic Youth, Prince, Bowie, Biggie, ODB, WuTang, Brian Adams, The Band, umm, I like, like, bands
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Young Ones, Freaks and Geeks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, Simpsons, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Cosby Show, CSI: Miami
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About Me:
What a friend!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Busey, Caruso, my real father, Dave, Caroline, The Police, and I want to guest star on Rollins' new movie review show ("I will tear your flesh!" (with my movie reviews(!))).
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knows a guy like this. Have you heard
this? Have you seen this? He's like
always hangin around doing brotherly
stuff for you. You know. He's like a
brother to most folks. Oh wait. He
actuallyismybrother....
together once. I was the lead in it and Jon was in
it for about 5 minutes. Jon was the best part of the
movie. Now, apparently, my career in
Scandanavia is over. Thanks a lot, Jon.
will you marry me? I know its kinda impersonal
to do it through a testimonial and all, but I
wanted it to be different! I know you like different
and unique things! And us marrying, although
illegal here in New York, would be VERY
unique. Think about it! OK? I'm excited to hear
what you say! Here's hoping its Y-E-S!
person ive ever met. making up
musicals while on acid isnt the
same without you.
teensy, miniscule, jagged hand writing
which may siginify that he is a serial
killer. Or that he beats off a lot. Or both.
Jon Daly is, overall, one swell fellow.
Haha, very funny, yes, I DO have friends.
and Jon never calls me on it. Thanks
Jon! You are such a brilliant fantastic
fucking guy that It's hard for me not to
chase you around and hump the back of
your goddamn head like a ferry.
I'll have my eye on you. "Jon".
people on this earth. not only is he
incredibly attractive, he is a totally beautiful
person in every way. jon is fun and very
hilarious and also really sensitive. . . like a
nipple. . . or . . . perhaps. . . a boil. while I
did once put jon into our parents fireplace
for a long time under threat of "severe"
beatings, there were also times when my
friends and I would make jon do ridiculous
things like jam two fingers into his nostrils
until he got a bloody nose. . . under threat of
"severe" beatings. I really love jon. these
are the ways that I showed it during the
more immature phases of my life. it's
amazing that jon actually speaks to me.
though nowadays, I feel really fortunate.
someday jon will be a millionaire and will
rent my broke ass an efficiency or a room at
some sro hotel for men or something. I like
to keep him around for that and you should
to, stupid.